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我妈学英语的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深.因此每当老妈问我英文的时候,我都会先吃三片阿期匹林,缠好绷带,再运上龟背神功至第十二重. 下面是我和老妈的对话，A代老妈，B代我： A:“儿子啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t trouble me .是什么意思啊~?” B:“我很烦,别烦我” A:“找打,跟**这么说话”(于是被扁) A“i hear nothing,reapt. 是what意思啊” B:“我没听清,再说一次” A:“i hear nothing,reapt” B：“我没听清,再说一次” 结果被扁 A：再问:“what do you say “又怎么

小明发现自己学的英语当中有许多都是根据它的颜色来说的.于是,小明回到老家，自以为是的向大家宣告自己学会的英语，有一位小朋友问他：“煤的英语怎么读啊？”小明知道自己没学过多少单词，于是，他答道：“读：黑秋吗空一大团”

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白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do th