求3，4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的

S d: She is my elder sister, she is very clever. E d: She is my little sister; she studies at kindergarten now she is silly. Dad: She is my sister, the children’s aunt, she is a teacher. Aunt: He is my brother, the children’s father. Dad: Today I will check your knowledge which you studied at school

搞笑5人剧本西门吹雪与叶孤城 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow . Birdsaredancinginthecold . Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep . Windiscominginsilence. Another mysteriousmanapproaches . Y与X相遇． X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

农夫挑担大粪，老外看到后问：大爷，这酱多少钱一斤？ 农夫不语，老外用手沾了放进嘴里，心想： 你不告诉我多少钱一斤，我也不告诉你你的酱都臭了.