2人英语简短搞笑剧本

（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman。 He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students。     He has a lot of money now。 But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you 。    I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate。 My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why。   The foolish students always come here。   I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now。  (看表) First, put the flour on the table。 Then, water, sugar, flour。  (边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!。    。