求英语短篇话剧剧本，简单易懂恶搞笑越好。中英文都要。

帮我找一个关于圣诞节的英语小话剧最好角色多一点

One day a postman came to a house but found no one was at home. He went to the next house and asked the neighbour, "Excuse me, when is Mrs. Smith coming back?" The neighbor said, "Oh, I don't know her well. But I know she works from Monday to Friday. And some Saturdays and some Sundays." "So when d