求一个五分钟内英语搞笑小品剧本

A:I think I’clever than you。 B D：really？Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士) C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese。 B D：Well，if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me. A C: OK B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father? A:let me