宋雨桐的流氓未婚夫和华丽总裁。
七猫小说青梅竹马短篇
后宫华妃
男女
霸宠甜甜妻很很很宠,男主超强,女主很可爱。
死神的宠物男主不是一般的强大,女主不是一般的绝色,宠文,赞一个~~~~
首领霸爱:痴恋灰姑娘宠文,赞~~~
《恶魔之宠》男女主都很强,超宠的。
囚宠有点虐,不过真的很好看,男主很强很变态。
《特工狂妃》赞~~~~女主特强,美男多多。
《王牌刁妃》女强文~~~~又是一部美男多多的文。
弃妃狐宠宠文~~~~
王妃十三岁女主不是一般的强啊~~~~
殿下的禁宠这篇不大看好,女主年龄比男主大,不过真的很好看。
狂少的血夜禁宠看这篇的时候建议楼主跳到女主失忆再看,前面有点虐,后面很宠~~
娇宠宝贝
调教花心总裁
不打不相识
不是故意赖上你
冷少追妻:老婆,我错了
别闹了,总裁大人
包揽霸道总裁
天子宠情
宝贝我认栽:老婆,不准离婚
宠妻
宠妻有理
宠溺无边
总裁的猎爱行动
我的邻居是腹黑
恶少的温柔陷阱
火爆总裁的小霉妻
绝情总裁独宠妻
霸宠甜甜妻
首领的小猫
恶魔之宠
黑道总裁的冰雪爱人
黑道总裁的爱人
风流总裁追妻记:先结婚,后恋爱
黑道总裁独宠妻
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月华也没有错的。然而错的是谁呢?不爱何必娶她,娶了又怎不好好爱她。展昭头昏沉得想要炸开。是自己错了么?不该在那镇上对那人一见倾心,不该浑浑噩噩就去了陷空岛从此不能自拔,不该放任情感驱除理智,不该把竹叶青混进女儿红误了三人终身。是那人错了么?不该故作小气拿着名号说事实则找尽借口相见,不该把他诱到老巢自投情网,不该明知有虎偏向虎行,不该意气用事冒尽天下之大不韪然后让他收拾烂摊子。
展昭一遍遍地回想,脑中却只剩下模糊的影像。想来自己的记忆和快乐都随那人去了罢。眼神空洞,空洞就对了,他眼中又怎么能还有别的事物存在呢。
公孙先生是不是早看出他们的关系了?这只老狐狸,好像从来就没有什么事瞒得过他的眼去。别人都说开封府的包大人是青天,只有青天才知道这包大人被公孙狐狸欺得有多惨。不管包大人想做些什么,公孙总是瞟一……
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追爱总裁前夫文 / 蒲苇如思
因为一个无法违背的遗愿,她嫁给了他,一个叱咤金融界,富可敌国的男人,从此成为了所有女人羡慕的豪门少夫人。
可又有谁知道,背后的苦楚?
白天,他是她丈夫的哥哥,对她温柔至极。
晚上,他是她的丈夫,在黑暗中一次次残忍而粗暴地掠夺她的身子。
究竟哪一个,才是真正的他?而她最终能唤回他冰冷的心吗?
当初恋情人重新向她伸出手,她会选择从前的爱,还是留在他身边?
lso011
短萌文:
咬你哦by七里
抢你的女人怎么了by小女子梁禾
秋裤怎么了?by桃符
你熊!by无先生
连连看by弃妇A
林小呆和不要脸的幸福生活 by断翼飞翔 。。。。。。
来个邮箱甩文包才是最方便的
原贴:短篇BL小说
何-佳-慧
青梅竹马电竞小甜饼校霸的童养媳爱撒娇
她的小奶香 阮年 路瑾言
路瑾言最不喜欢娇滴滴的女孩子,尤其阮年还是奶奶给他找的童养媳,路少爷对阮年简直如鲠在喉。
后来的某一天,兄弟们一起打排位,发现路瑾言在线挂机,开着的麦里传来声音。“年年,听话,让我亲一下。”——说好的一起王者峡谷,结果你去了御剑情缘。
Miss Ma
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似;类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
英语笑话(一)
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话(二)
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话(三)
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话(四)my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话(六)The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话(七)Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话(八)Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人?
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”
英语笑话(九)The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话(十)One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:“各位,你们猜怎么啦?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤地说:“看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一个引擎,我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
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Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子:“有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?” 一个女生举手答道,“是不是去取他的存款?”
[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外,还有“河岸”的意思。
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了吗?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.
“I want‘yes’or‘no,’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no,’”mildly responded the witness.
“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.
“Oh,” said the witness,“answer this then:“Have you ceased beating your wife?”
这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。
有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’,”辩护律师怒喝道: “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”
“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。
“不存在这样的问题!”律师厉声打断他。
“噢,”证人说:“那么请你回答这个问题:“你停止打你老婆了吗?”
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老师:请说说看。
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?
体育老师:孩子们,你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Nick: Yes,sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
尼克:见过,老师,经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢!
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
老师:那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick: Oh,sorry,sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
尼克:啊,对不起,老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”(
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原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
blueskybj
是凌淑芬的 吧. 男主是个世界知名的重量级的雕刻家. 小时候喜欢欺负女主, 唤女主小奴隶, 最后却失心给女主了. 我今天下午刚看完这本小说. 很不错, 强推. 百度文库里就有.
他是个恶魔,骨子里没有一丝良善的因子
他心眼小、做人自私、唯我独尊、喜怒无常……
呿,随便别人怎么批评,他一点也不在乎
只是全世界的人他都克得住,偏偏奈何不了她
虽然从小老爱欺负她,还会打小报告陷害她
没想到到头来把心赔进去的人也是他
还真是应了那句话——不是不报,只是未到!
瞧她人前温驯如猫,人后却是让人蹦到牙疼的倔脾气
他用琼浆玉液、绫罗绸缎养著她,比名门千金还娇贵
结果呢?这女人却不识好歹千方百计地离开他
枉费他对她掏心掏肺,她却敷衍他的感情
不意绕了一大圈她阴错阳差又重回到他生命里
算她倒楣,这回同样要在他的手底下讨生活
既然猎物主动送上门,就别怪他耍著她玩了…
东邪西毒
兔子压倒窝边草
日曜日的偷情
追着爱情跑
恭喜发财
柔情的陷阱
花嫁
霸情火焰
一年只爱你一次
近水楼台
亡羊补不牢
青梅戏竹马
玩伴新郎
私定终身
窗口边的情事
笑爆登场
理想国
偿还
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my0237
绿痕的地字六号房天字二号房天字一号房
你喜欢女主淡定的啊~我喜欢女主聪明狡猾的,呵呵~
这些是我最近喜欢的睡得好吗老婆狡猾无法自拔肉包子相公娘子且容情恶女硬上轿系列贼窝一家亲系列皇帝的刁蛮妃越毒越甜蜜师兄别寂寞另外古灵的所有小说都非常好看,很多女主都很有个性的~呵呵!~看的书也不多,希望你也喜欢~
原贴:短篇言情小说,短篇的~~
brittneysl
liberal
原贴:短篇言情小说,短篇的~~
小番茄走天涯
原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
我是谁
原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
Aly_Y
flyandflyindanc
minhan2014
7138
Jeep飞鸟
kongyue
q í .
原贴:短篇名著或散文(短篇的)