大学英语小剧场剧本
提到的作品
Yuly优理喔
将旁白搬上台(新闻联播开场曲,踏着开场乐报幕) 第一幕 旁白:很久很久以前,孤苦伶仃的灰姑娘从小就备受她同父异母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一样的后母的欺辱。建国60周年前夕,这一天,母亲收到了一条短信。(音乐停) 母:咳,又一条骚扰短信,这年头……妈呀,是来自皇室的!西元2009年10月1号,那是一个美好的日子,皇室将召开贼隆重的Party,地点: 人民小会堂(山东话) (举牌子,第二天早上)(两只老虎前四句,芭蕾上) 母:女儿们 ,梳妆准备了! 大小女儿跳着天鹅舞曲出场。 大小女儿:Mommy,可以出发了。(立正,正步下场) 第二幕(报幕) 旁白:这一切都被躲在一旁的灰姑娘听到了,她深知自己不能参加
原贴:大学话剧剧本
shaw吹未勒
哑剧+舞剧? 难找。 你看看这里: http://www.coffbar.com/Article/Search.asp?Field=Title&ClassID=&keyword=%D1%C6%BE%E7 百吹图 甲 我们是第一次来到这里。 乙 头一回。 甲 但是跟大家也是老朋友了。 乙 怎么呢? 甲 因为在电视里经常见到我们。 乙 大家经常看我们的节目。 甲 就是没有面对面瞧见过。 乙 没有这样的机会。 甲 所以大家很有兴趣,想弄张票看一看:这马季长的什么模样啊? 乙 都挺关心的嘛。 甲 现在借这个机会,公开在这儿展览一下。 乙 啊?展览哪? 甲 欢迎参观,请勿拿走! 乙 哎!谁抱的动啊?
原贴:大学舞台剧剧本
红尘一粒沙
成长的泪水 时间:冬日,一个明朗的上午 地点:教学楼附近的花园 人物:班长王依晨,班主任刘老师以及学生甲、乙。 暮景:一条幽静的小道曲曲折折,绕过已经衰败的芬芳,连接着远处的亭子。 (人不能迷失方向,即使在风浪肆意的时候。尤其是我们青年人,我们这个年龄面对太多的参照物,而我们又总要用还不太成熟的头脑做出选择,这就像有人找寻伴侣,他(她)的选择不应该是别人眼中的美丽和帅气,而是他(她)自己所作出的选择,既然选择了,就要一直走下去。) 【幕启】学生甲、乙相伴坐在小道旁的草坪。 甲:什么评奖,简直黑暗,黑暗! 乙:你就不能说点别的嘛! 甲:不行,我脑袋里就只有这两个字—黑暗,哼!
原贴:大学话剧剧本
kelenvhai
《应聘》 2个考官,3个应聘者 (某公司招聘推销主管) 应聘者:龙民:一个农业养殖户,泰有才:一个没有社会背景的高才生,贞有权:一个官家子弟。 泰有才(背这手,度着步子,抬着头思索状):岁月不留人,时间飞逝过,如今的市场,我也来竞争 贞有权(西装革履,大步走上):根据本人的调查,在这个竞争日益激烈的市场,要求一份好的工作的确很难,同志们呐,为了生存我也来此应聘了。 第一个考官说:你们都是来应聘的,我们公司要的是推销方面的人才,要么有学历,要么有经验你们都是有学历的人。。 (突然从门外闯近来一个破烂衣服的人,跑得太急差点摔倒) 闯近来的农民边挠头边憨厚的说:大姐,对不起,俺迟到了 (副考官怒火直
原贴:大学话剧剧本
北窗游客
我劝你演我当时导演的《天堂隔壁是疯人院》无故事版,很多人当时看了以后都觉得很有深度! 角色: 吴 所:男,三十岁左右。职业不确定。(演员A) 顾 忌:男,三十岁左右。好象是精神病院医生,咪咪男友。(演员B) 里 白:男,三十岁左右。被称作现代诗人。(演员C) 咪 咪:女,二十五岁左右。职业不确定,顾忌女友。(演员D) 周文天:女,二十五岁左右。纯粹的精神病患者。(演员E) 时 间:某深夜零点至凌晨六点 地 点:疯人院院长的办公室 【黑暗中,漆黑的舞台上隐约可以看见院长披头散发的坐在舞台中间,演员ABCD背对观众站在周文天周围,成梯形,随着几声女人分娩时的嘶哭,一声婴儿的啼哭悠然。啼哭声中,女人
原贴:急需大学话剧剧本
sparks_fly
2014贺岁小品新闻歪报,内容全是13年社会一些事物或者明星新闻的!符合你的要求 集合李某某,汪峰上头条,爸爸去哪儿,青年问禅师,光棍节双十一,,炫富比赛,女汉子,土豪做朋友等各流行元素
原贴:大学话剧剧本
迪安
Prologue: the picture upper half divides into red (presents writing to use), the lower part divides into leading lady small A to put on the skidding of the wheels shoes to drink the sucker drink to brush the street, from time to time stops down throws trash and puts out the camera photograph from the package。 Last lens, small A took the pen to write several characters on the wall to leave the picture。 The lens alignment character pulls closer, presents movie "To stand in Ground Soaring"。 (black and white) first: followed the offscreen voice, on the actor small B portable pair of skidding of the wheels shoes the over-bridge, crossed the underground walk, passed through a rural fair alley, arrived at the square, by now was small A very fast to slide from him, and has hit him, small A turned head hints sorry, but has not stopped down, the lens followed small A, presented a crowd in the square skidding of the wheels youth, and show a succession of splendid movement。 Side small B puts the skidding of the wheels shoes sits on the stair。 Small A asked why he doesn't exchange the shoes and everybody plays together。 Small B does not speak, small A in the past and everybody played together, the very quick day has gotten down darkly, everybody preparation has dispersed, small B looked that everybody walked, exchanged the shoes, displayed the pile, a person practiced。 By now behind broadcast the small A sound, small B see you later small A sits on a high stair is eating the ice cream, is shaking two legs, how small does A jump down teaches small B to slide, small B a little does not prefer, but is also pressing making which small A said that small A tells small B her is not this city, he is comes here to travel, square these person of she was also just knew, she will tell small B should only then to progress with everybody contact exchange very quickly, small B still earnestly practiced, did finally has been successful, excited turned head tells small A, small A already walked。 Second: small B is awakened by the alarm clock, sets out to put on clothes, to wash busily rinses, eats the bread (to wolf down, this section of lens fast, rock, frame, for human tense feeling), the mother in the kitchen hot milk asked that his early reason, small B finished eating trades the shoes, took his skidding of the wheels shoes to fly goes out, the mother yelled him in behind to drink the milk。 third: the music resounds, small B brushes is going, saw small A to the square, music stops, small B went forward to tell the small A movement already to practice, small A will tell him should only then to progress with everybody contact exchange very quickly, square old size C came on own initiative and he loudly greets, and led him and everybody plays, everybody was very friendly, small B to relaxed gradually from the anxiety, everybody taught him very on own initiative, music。 fourth: in KTV, everybody happy, small C announced that small B joins their collective officially, simultaneously half a month later has the competition, everybody cheers。 During small B cannot bear peeps small A。 fifth: small B at home, evening, on the table the handset sound, small B joins, originally is small C, small C tells him them the website, he opens excitedly, discovered that small The picture, is very enchanting, he gets down picture down, hits screens, pastes on the wall, appreciates carefully depending on the wall, (to pastes on a series of lens from discovery picture to be fast, frames) side steals Le Bian to send the short note to be called her to small A to come out to play the skidding of the wheels, small A just and small C in the quick dining room, replied that small B said that has the matter not to be able to come。 Small B reads the short note, looks that the picture is in a daze。 sixth: small C tells everybody in the square the time not to be many, everybody practices as soon as possible, (each kind of practice lens, have time, correction and so on, small B progresses amazingly quick, everybody is startled music also to have) seventh: before the competition, the third day, under the street light, the people call small B to walk, small B does not walk, small A also stays behind, two people played while said that small B has not said the words which throughout oneself wanted to say。 Small A saw small B to progress said very quickly he might certainly win the position。 Eighth: before the competition, the second day, everybody is noisy in the friend house, chooses the competition song and so on, small C and small A quarrel in the downstairs, (lens saw for small B before the window long shot photo) small C comes up first, tells everybody the competition thing, simultaneously said specially small B progresses very quickly, lets him prepare positively。 Small A comes up does not speak, small B looks at small A, small A smiles reluctantly to small B, small B also squeezes out a smiling face。 ninth: small B is very excited in the home, one will flatter, one in the house simulation movement, the anticipation competition。 tenth: the competition starts, entire piece most attractive even colored lens show。 Result small C second, other two people take fifth, sixth。 Without small B, small B is disappointed, this was the best new person prize has given small B。 The people cheer, recommend small B to eject。 11th: small A takes the baggage to go out, small C puts out a hand to pull, is cast off, small A walked several steps, stopped, turns head said that thanked 12th: small B takes the awarding cup to look at carefully carefully in the home, the short note comes, to look, small A said that he must walk, here does not belong to her originally, she knew that small B has the favorable impression to her, but small B will be very also small has the very good future, perhaps will let small B diligently, the next time conference… (at the same time lens alternate small A in vehicles and so on station, will enter the station, boards and so on), small B reads the short note, as soon as will reveal lightly nonchalant smiles。 13th: the square, small B with the friend, spurts the hand to greet, fires into the pile to go。 ending: picture half red above demonstrate the writing, half the pile make the movement for small B on, only puts the foot (black and white)。 The screen nigrescence, the white ending captions come out。
原贴:一千零一夜 英语剧本
binlin_ice
一新生:“我是##级新生,方年19,未婚。本人才高八斗,气宇轩昂,上知天文下知地理,是无所不知无所不晓无所不能!今天忽闻##大学学生会要招收新生做干部,本来对做官是毫无兴趣,但听说做个学生会干部还挺威风的?就去看看吧!” (摇晃到学生会) 新生:“咦?学生会竟然有个女生部?不知道这个部跟mm关系密不密切?” 女干部:“这位同学有什么能帮你的吗?我是学生会女生部部长。 ” 新生:“(小声)哇!女生部果然暗藏美女。啊,大姐,我是来应聘学生会干部的。” 女干部:“哦,欢迎欢迎,请问你想应聘哪个部门的干部呢?” 新生:“这个。。。哎!就你们女生部吧!” 女干部:“啊?可是我们女生部还没有收过男干部呢?因为许多工作我们部都是以女同学为核心展开的,都是为了让女生有个更好的学习和生活环境,你一个男生。 。。。” 新生(抓狂,突然想开):“大姐,此言差矣!古有商鞅变法,今有飞机撞美国五角大楼,凡事都有例外,凡事都求创新。我对女生总是怀着无微不至的关怀,女生的问题,就是我的问题,女生的心事(作妩媚状),就是我的心事,大姐!为了##大学几千名女生的幸福,您,就让我加入女生部吧。 。。”(单膝下跪) 女干部:“。。。好好好,i服了you,我们部就破例收下你这名男干部吧。那你现在就跟我去解决一个紧急的女生问题。。。” 新生:“哦?什么问题呢?” 女干部_:“唉,我们女生虽然平时爱说爱笑,但有时也闹点小矛盾,这不,6栋710的两位女生就因为一点小事现在吵了起来。 。。” 新生:“哎,不就是女孩子吵架嘛?我这就去摆平。。。” 女干部:“等等。。。。你有所不知,我们女生的问题说小能小,说大能大,如果你处理不好,她们可能会。。。" 新生(害怕状):“会。 。。会怎么样。。。” 女干部:“抓你头发(新生配合作抱头状),勾你鼻孔(捂住鼻子),撕烂你衣服。 。。” 新生:“(双手挡住胸部)哗!非礼!!” 女干部:“你怕了?” 新生:“啊。 。。不是不是。。。我这件衣服是美特斯邦威的,这个问题,还是留给你们女生自己解决吧!我先走了。。。” 女干部:“喂!别走啊!我们女生需要你。。。” 新生:“这些女生真是麻烦!算了,去其他部瞧瞧。 ” 劳干部:“唉。。。” 新生:“咦?这位大哥为何哀声叹气?莫非也是为了女生问题?” 劳干部:“哦!不是不是,我是劳生部部长。使大家在一个优雅的校园中生活,在一个明亮干净的教室中学习,在一个整洁的宿舍中休息,这一直是我们劳生部义不容辞的责任。 请问你是。。。” 新生:“久仰劳生部大名,小弟今天就是冲着劳生部干部一职而来。 。。” 劳干部:“好!你马上跟我走!” 新生:“走?去哪?” 劳干部:“饭堂!” 新生:“(激动)饭堂!(小声)喔,劳生部就是劳生部!凡事饭桌上谈!够气派!大哥!我跟定你了。 。不过?现在好象还没有到吃饭时间呢?迟点好吧?” 劳部长:“唉,哪里是去吃饭啊!我们这是去为同学们反映一下对饭堂的意见。 ” 新生:“什么意见啊?” 劳部长:“你是新生,你可能没有发觉。 我问你,你去饭堂打饭的时候,有没有发现,服务员给你挠饭或菜的时候,手是不是老这样,抖抖。。抖抖的。。。” 新生:“恩。。。好象有这么回事。” 劳部长:“这就对了,她每抖一抖,就少了那么。。。一、两块肉了。 ” 新生:“啊?不就是一、两块肉而已吗?” 劳部长:“同学!这你就不懂啦!我们每人都少那么一、两块肉,我们几千名学生加起来,那就是一头肥猪啦!” 新生:“啊??对不起,讨价还价我不在行,你还是自己去吧。 。。” 劳部长:“哎!你别走啊?同学。。。” 新生:“劳生部原来都是一群小气包!这个部不进也罢。 咦?前面这个男的气概不凡,想必有点来头!这位英雄,小生拜见。” 治部长:“噢,我是治保部部长,看样子,你是新生吧?我们治保部是协作学院保卫部门搞好学校的治安保卫工作。 你有什么需要帮忙的吗?” 新生:“不不,我,我是想来应聘治保部干部的。。。” (电话声突然响起) 治部长:“喔,你先等一下,我去接个电话。 喂?对啊,这里是治保部,有什么情况吗?(新生好奇偷偷接近听内容)什么?有两个毒贩流串到了我们市?在途中已经造成九死一伤!(新生表情吃惊)什么?有可能躲到了我们学校!!(新生表情僵硬)好好,你们通知一下其他部门,我。 。。哦,我这里刚招收了一个新干部,我马上就叫他去!(新生落慌而逃)你们等一会。 咦??人怎么不见了。。” 新生:“(气嘘嘘)好险!好险!想不到加入治保部还会有生命危险。。 。(看见一男生走进学生会)同学!同学!你是不是也跟我一样,想去应聘学生会干部?我劝你还是不要去啦!学生会里净是些怪人,不是三八,就是小气,还有生命危险呢!!听我的,别去!别去!” 主席:“这位同学,你好,我是这届学生会的主席。 。。” 新生:“啊??主。。。主席??” 主席:“你刚才说得一点都没有错,我们学生会干部做的的确就是一些苦差事,但只要是能为同学们服务的,能帮助同学们的,无论多苦、多累的事,我们都会去干!你如果只是为了过把官瘾,又怕辛苦,我劝你还是别进学生会了吧。 ” 新生:“。 。。主席,您说得很对,与刚才各个干部想比,我才发现自己的自私和渺小。我回去后一定好好改正,向他们学习!(深情)曾经有过n次机会让我加入学生会,我没有去珍惜,如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我一定会去应聘---学生会主席部!!” 主席:“。 。。”(吓呆) 二疯者不疯》 【序幕】 旁白:(音乐入)这是一个发生在疯人院的故事。 [灯光逐渐亮起,特别音效入,序幕结束] 【第一幕】 [变装癖入场,身着欧式骑士装,英俊潇洒] 变装癖:(饰罗密欧)嘘!不要吵醒这夜色。 那窗边的璀璨轻敲着我的心,告诉我爱的名义。哦,朱丽叶,不要让忧愁淹没了你眸中的星光。哦,光明的天使!因为我在这夜色之中仰视着你,就像一个尘世的凡人,张大了出神的眼睛,瞻望着一个生着翅膀的天使,驾着白云缓缓地驰过了天空一样。 明星梦:(饰朱丽叶)哦,罗密欧。只有你的名字才是我的仇敌。姓名本来是没有意义的。罗密欧若是换了名字,他的可爱也不会有丝毫改变就像玫瑰永远不改它的芬芳。罗密欧,抛弃你的姓名吧。 我愿用我整个的心灵,赔偿你一个身外的空名。 [变装癖转身取出玫瑰] 变装癖:哦,朱丽叶。 那么我就听你的话。你若把我叫作爱,那从今以后,我永远不再叫做罗密欧。 [深情对望,四手相握。 鞠躬,下台] (开场音乐入) [旁白:你以为这是《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的故事吗?明星梦,科学狂,路人甲,变装癖(换戏服),蘑菇出场] 全体演员:当然不是! [中国人民解放军军歌(向前……力量)表演] 变装癖(玉手一伸):你看……[医生,护士长,护士上场。 见青衣唱的正兴,忽然在其身后一击。全场寂静,只有灰姑娘继续扫地。] 医生:都都都都都给我正常点。[各位病人分散开去,医生,护士长,护士排成一排,鞠躬。背景乐哈里路亚] 护士长:“来者不拒疯人院”已建院N年。 在历史的长河中,我院经过了岁月的洗礼,时光的考验。“来者不拒疯人院”本着“疯者更疯,不疯亦疯”的办院理念,辛勤工作,努力改进。 我院环境优美,设施齐全,是您居家旅游,观光玩乐的好去处。 (音效“哈欠声”入……) 护士长(态度忽变,从温柔转变成强势大牌):你以为我容易嘛我?[护士推上椅子,护士长坐下]想当年,我也是这小城里的一朵花儿。谁知道天妒红颜,把我这只娇嫩的小花丢弃在了这里。 (抹泪)明月几时有,把酒问青天,不知天上宫阙,今夕是何年。 我欲乘风归去……(退场)[众演员随其表演,目送其而去] 护士:哼哼,开始点名。明星梦。 明星梦:请叫我玛丽莲梦梦。 我将是“好莱”屋子里的一颗闪亮的星星。(化身水兵月)你们竟敢欺骗少女的心灵!爱和正义的水兵服美少女战士--水兵月! 我要替月行道,消灭你们! 护士:(无奈状)科学狂。 科学狂:你听,你听,你听,你听!(手拿一片叶子)你听到叶绿体的心跳了吗?咚,咚,咚,咚……(走远) 护士:小糊糊。 (蘑菇打着一把黑伞蹲在一边,一动不动。) 医生:小胡怎么不喊到啊? 蘑菇:(缓慢的将头扭向医生)蘑菇怎么会说话呢?(乌鸦飞过)医生,你也是一株蘑菇吗?(乌鸦再次飞过) 护士(绕到前面):世界上本没有疯子,被逼迫得多了,也便成了疯子。 【第二幕】 [猫头鹰鸣叫的夜晚,变装癖背着包裹准备出逃。] 科学狂:啊,在这个美丽的夜晚。我仿佛听到了氢气爆炸的声音,砰!多美妙。(雷声) 变装癖:嘘!我要逃跑。(偷偷摸摸,左顾右看) 科学狂:什么?! 变装癖:我说,我,要,逃,跑。 (压低声音) 科学狂:啥米?!(故意大声)你要逃跑?! 明星梦:恶图先生要逃跑?oh, dear!oh,my dear。 oh,oh,oh,my dear! 变装癖:大家和我一起逃吧,一起去争取自由,实现自己的梦想! 明星梦:梦想?真是让人浮想联翩的词哦。 (仰头幻想)你们知道我的梦想吗?我的梦想……(音乐起)我的梦想就是在百老汇的舞台上一展风采。灯红酒绿,十里洋场,纸醉金迷,歌台暖响。 绅士和淑女相视而笑,勾肩搭背,翩然起舞。 满眼尽是柔情似水,红酒映着灯光愈加暧昧。(伴舞上场)我可以唱自己想唱的歌,跳自己想跳的舞。 [明星梦爵士舞Fly me to the moon Poets often use many words To say a simple thing It takes thought and time and rhyme To make a poem sing With music and words I've been playing For you I have written a song To be sure that you'll know what I'm saying I'll translate as I go along Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars won't you let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars In other words: Hold my hand! In other words: Darling kiss me! Fill my heart with song, And let me sing forever more Cause you are all long for all I worship and adore In other words: Please be true! In other words: I love you! In other words: Please be true! In other words: I love you!] 科学狂:我的梦想就是整天和他们待在一起。 享受着氧气的恩宠,氮气的抚慰。感受摩擦力的赏赐,倾听小肠蠕动的活力吟唱。[科学狂疯狂亲吻他的烧杯和试管] 明星梦:那灰先生的梦想是什么呢? 变装癖:当然是……世界和平!( [科学狂扮演唐僧。 变装癖扮演悟空。悟空背着唐僧,西游记曲响起] 唐僧:悟空。你知道吗?人是人他妈生的,妖是妖他妈生的。 当我们把人当成妖他妈生的,把妖当成人他妈生的,那人就不再是人他妈生的,妖就不再是妖他妈生的。 悟空:那是谁生的? 唐僧:我生的。 悟空:原来如此。 (婚礼进行曲响起,唐僧和悟空并肩而走,向大家招手。音乐止。) 变装癖:只是我连这里都走不出去,哪里还有机会去保护世界的和平? 科学狂:这里仿佛将氧气换成了氨气。 我的硫酸铜都在喑喑哭泣,蓝色慢慢沉淀,让我喘不过气来。热爱的心情充斥着我的每一根神经,仿佛发生了氧化反应,产生了新的物质,让我奋不顾身。 明星梦:他们总嘲笑我是在做白日梦。 可是,人生不正是因为有了梦想才更绚烂多彩的吗? 变装癖:所以,大家一起逃吧。(《命运交响曲》入,伴随着变装癖一声声“逃吧”,科学狂和明星梦心动了) 旁白(医生):那是几号房的还不睡觉?不想睡的下来跑操! (音乐起,气氛陷入沉闷悲伤。 ) 明星梦:其实,我也清楚,梦想始终是梦想。想要它成为现实,是需要付出更多更多的努力。只是,有些人似乎忘记了为自己描绘一个美好的梦,让这种柔软的东西抚摸自己的生命。他们开始变得盲目,生活变得僵硬。 变装癖:当热爱演变成对利益的追逐时,它也便失去了自己原有的魅力。 科学狂:有时候,单纯的倔强,反叛以及革命精神,并非是理智的化身。他们蕴藏着冲动,以冠冕堂皇的姿态左右思维的判断。 但是,一味的臣服,就成了自由的奴隶。为它拼搏,为它挣扎,到头来却寻得空梦一场。我们需要思考的太多,思考究竟什么是真正的梦想,真正的热爱,真正的自由。 蘑菇:我是一株蘑菇,蘑菇,蘑菇…… 科学狂:电灯要咆哮了。 大家都去睡觉吧。 [灯光暗下,明星梦,灰姑娘,科学狂退场。蘑菇依旧坐在角落。] 【第三幕】(最终幕) 旁白:这是所有人共同的梦境,包括你,和我。 (全部演员集体舞蹈) --全剧终。
原贴:求大学校园生活剧本
小蝎子的小心思小情调
Yellow Cen Jie:My bird is yellow. Sarah:My cat isyellow,too. Cen Jie:Look at my yellow bird. Sarah:Look at my yellow cat. Amy:frog is yellow. Cen Jie:No,Amy.a frog is green. Amy:frog is yellow!
原贴:大学英语短剧剧本
申公豹
明天又是一天友谊的力量。 人物介绍: 洋洋:因为考不上美院而一度堕落,心底却执着着热爱着艺术。 春天:洋洋的师兄,乐观、开朗、幽默。四处采风,自由绘画者。 乐乐:洋洋的妹妹。 温和。 (“那些花儿”响起来。渐轻。) 旁白:接下去,我给大家讲的这个故事是一个发生在我们身边的故事,或许根本你就是这个故事里的男女主角,你也曾经这样欢笑过(“狗嘴里吐不出象牙,我不是狗嘴,当然吐不出象牙。 ”——笑声)、哭泣过(“姐,我很笨,没画画的天赋。”哭泣。),你也为了一个梦想执着过(为了艺术,我头可断、血可流,一个春天倒下了,千万个春天又站起来了。)、放弃过(哐一声。 “我不配,不配画画!”)。这样的一段日子,我们一起度过。 (环境模仿迪吧。音乐震耳欲聋。 可以听到男男女女尖叫声。以上这些都是发生在幕后,交待一个背景环境。 迪吧音乐渐渐轻下来。 同时手机的铃声渐响。 一个穿着另类,但不暴露,发型夸张的女孩子拿着一个手机从舞台内侧走出来。手机铃声正尖锐地响着。此时迪吧音乐不停,但转为背景音乐,以手机铃声为主。) 洋洋:喂!谁啊?你又怎么了?知道了知道了,过两天就回来。 还死不了。没事就挂了。 (嘀咕)烦死了。 幕后:洋洋电话接完没有? 洋洋:来了!催命啊!哈哈……(笑得很夸张)大家尽情地叫、尽情地跳!哈哈…… 边笑边跑出去 (音乐渐轻,至无。 春天从舞台一边背着画板急匆匆走出来)春天:洋洋,你快点儿。小妮子你年方二六的,走得比我还慢。 呵呵。(音乐响起,最好是“那些花儿”。以后只要有春天出场,就放这首歌曲。)洋洋,你快点儿。 (洋洋背着画板,跟着出来。) 洋洋:真像只八哥,一路过来,你的话就没停过。呵呵呵。 春天:我们今天在哪里“蹲点”? 洋洋:真吃不消你,春天。“蹲点”?又不是侦查、监视。 好好地出来采风被你说成像特务间谍工作一样。 (春天就势做出一副贼头贼脑的样子。搞笑的那种。) 春天:和“蹲点”一样的性质! 就这儿吧。 (两人开始摆放。) 春天:上次,我们在公园蹲点四个小时零四分,发生太多意想不到的事情。坐在长凳上的一对恋人从亲热无极限360度转变为抽你耳光没商量;有4个小孩子从我面前走过,还有一个还没走过来因为尿湿了裤子被妈妈像老鹰抓小鸡一样揪回去了;还有一位老大爷,在我前方的草地上一圈一圈地转悠,终于走过来对我说:“小伙子,你有没有看到我的钥匙?” 洋洋:哦,我怎么就没发现啊?我真怀疑你是在画画还是在“蹲点”侦察,观察那么细致,呵呵,你真够不务正业的,春天。 春天:小丫头片子,越来越不象话了。说过几遍别“春天、春天”地叫,是“师兄”。 洋洋:春天怎么了?艺术无国界,更没有长幼之分。 春天:(举起画笔,敲洋洋的头。)小丫头片子!再不改口以后不带你出来采风了。 洋洋:(吐了吐舌头。) 春天:为了绘画,我头可断、血可流,一个春天倒下了,千万个春天又站起来了。 黑暗的主(zu,念成平舌音)啊,带走我吧。…… 洋洋:(接话,捏着嗓子说话。 )晕啊,下面应该是“冬天过去了,春天还会远吗?”这句了。 春天:对!春天就在你面前。嘿嘿,洋洋,我的台词你怎么全学会了?太不够哥们了。 (可拍洋洋的肩膀。春天走到洋洋身后,指了指花板上画。 ) 春天:色彩感觉不错。这里,这里还可以把形调整一下,素描关系是基础,形没打好,色彩关系再怎么好都是白搭。当然有种人不用考虑素描关系而只注重色彩关系。(停顿。)大师!哥们,脚踏实地地画吧,等到以后我们发达了,随你怎么画都成。 但现在不行。 洋洋:知道了,春天。 还有,我是(si,念成平舌音。)女生,春天。 春天:……越是不让叫,越发叫得欢。等这幅画画完就送我吧。这幅画给我的感觉很不错。(固定成一幅画,下场还要用。 ) 洋洋:我的画从来不送人的,我要保存起来。洋洋的绘画成长记录。呵呵。 春天:真够臭美的,不过,对于我们这种未来的艺术家却是一个好习惯,以后出画集会方便很多。 (音乐响起。 建议“生命的希望不再失落”。) 洋洋:春天,你为什么会学画画? 春天:为什么?就是喜欢呗。你呢? 洋洋:一样。 春天:我以前也问过我的学长他为什么来学画画,他也是这么干脆地回答我的。我想,大家都一样。 你知道吗,我最大的希望就是成为一名自由绘画者,把全世界最美的东西搬到我的画纸上。 洋洋:我想,我想能够考上美院,然后继续深造,成为一名老师,使我的每一名学生都像我一样热爱绘画艺术,爱到骨子里去。 春天:真够贪的呀你! 洋洋:彼此彼此。呵呵。春天,你说起话来像雀子? (春天做狂喷血状。) 春天:不像。(停顿。)倒像乌鸦。“咕哇,咕哇。 ” 洋洋:狗嘴里吐不出象牙。 好了好了,认真画画。就知道动嘴。 春天:Yes,woman! 报告,我还有一句话说。 洋洋:又怎么了,师兄(强调)?批准! 春天:刚才你说:狗嘴里吐不出象牙,我不是狗嘴,当然吐不出象牙。 (春天夸张地呲牙咧嘴。大家笑成一团。 ) (“那些花儿”渐渐响起来。再慢慢轻。) 旁白:有人说日子就像是流水,那他们的生活一定是欢跃着、响着叮咚的溪流。快乐就像那些花儿,洋洋洒洒地开了一地,灿烂地…… (“那些花儿”响起。 所有人下。) (舞台布置成一间画室状,零乱。画室里随意地摆放着石膏像、吉他、花布满地。 乐乐背着画板一脸沮丧地到舞台中央,开始把绘画工具摆放好。准备开始画画。) 洋洋:(巴掌拍门。 )乐乐开门!大白天的把画室门关得那么严实干嘛!乐乐! 乐乐:姐,你回来啦。 洋洋:不是你打电话让我回来的嘛。 (坐到画板前。)来,把最近画的图让我瞧瞧。 乐乐:这是刚出门去公园画的。 洋洋:这画的是什么东西,可以说是画? (乐乐赶紧跑到柜子前,拿出一沓画纸递给洋洋。 ) 洋洋:(翻看)一堆垃圾。看看,看看,这里把形调整一下,素描关系是基础,形没打好,色彩关系再怎么好都是白搭。(有春天的声音响起来:色彩感觉不错。这里这里还可以把形调整一下,素描关系是基础,形没打好,色彩关系再怎么好都是白搭。 ) 乐乐/洋洋:知道了,姐/春天。(说话音重叠。) 洋洋:这张把对比拉开,这幅的颜色太花了,水粉画到像是国画的大写意,有创意啊,画成这样脸都不红,还敢拿出来?一点进步也没有。 你到底在做些什么! 乐乐:姐,我很笨,没画画的天赋。(开始哭泣。)我想了好几天了,(停顿)我不想再画下去了。 我根本没这个天赋。 洋洋:你说什么? 乐乐:(停顿,鼓足勇气)姐,我不想再画了。 洋洋:画了那么多年,说不画就不画了,真行啊你,乐乐。 乐乐:姐,我觉得画得太累了。我只是想休息一段时间。 洋洋:休息,多轻巧的一个词。好啊,你就是这么对待它(指着花板),这么对我的?(几近于喊出来。 ) 乐乐:姐,真正该画画的人应该是你! 洋洋:(一震。)是我?不可能。再也不会去画了。看看我的手,这双手还能捏着笔画画吗?笑话! 乐乐:怎么不能?你的天赋远比我高。 (乐乐从柜子里翻出一沓画纸。又拿笔往洋洋手里塞,洋推三阻四,后接下画笔和那些画。) 乐乐:姐,你看看,你以前的画,画得多好啊!姐,你画啊。 (洋洋拿画笔的手颤抖厉害。 突然像烫到了手,把笔扔到地上。) 洋洋:不再拿画笔。 (乐乐走上前,静静地拾起笔。音乐渐渐想起来,建议王筝“糖纸”。) 乐乐:(很平静地说)姐,你是个胆小鬼。(喊)胆小鬼!不就是没考上美院嘛,春天哥说,你是因为发高烧才没发挥好的。 一次考不上就下次再考,一年不行那就十年。但你却因为这件事开始自暴自弃,去酒吧、去迪吧!快乐了吧你!你快乐吗?你把所有的期望投注在我身上,我不停地画,想画好点,想你快乐点,姐,可不论我怎么努力你都不再是以前姐了。 你一点也不快乐。我的画还有什么意义?而你,明明热爱它(指画板)痴狂,却放弃了,你就是懦弱,你走不出失败,你害怕再失败。 你是个胆小鬼! 洋洋:别说下去了!(洋洋把画板一把推翻,很响的匝地板的轰隆声。 )我不配,不配画画!(拿起一张自己的画,停顿了一下,撕了下去。) 乐乐:姐!(连忙上去夺其他的那些画。) 洋洋:给我,撕了它我就彻底解脱了。 (两个人争夺。一个不小心,所有的画纸都被抛上天,散乱飞下。 ) 乐乐:你撕,你撕吧。撕完这些你就真会死掉了。 (乐乐拾起一张画纸,递给洋洋。木讷地接过,看了。
原贴:大学舞台剧剧本
小叶子的飞
A:Good afternoon, Jack. B:Good morning, Tony. Long time no see. A:Yes. Where are you going? B:I'm going to the People's Sports hall. There's a basketball match at 2 o'clock this afternoon. A:Really? I like playing basketball game, too. B:Would you like to go with me? A:Good idea. By the way, what's
原贴:英语剧本
鱼行天下
既然马上就要有一个英语的表演项目,那就应该简单一些,这样才有更多的时间准备!
下面我提供了三个英语剧本,希望对你有所帮助,祝你们成功!
小狮子找食物
(I Am Hungry)
角色:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮:(怒吼)Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest。
No one is stronger than me。
Roar, roar!
小狮:Daddy! I’m hungry。
雄狮:You are big now。
Be brave!
Go and find your own food。
小狮:But, I don’t know how。
雄狮:Do it like me。
Roar, roar! (怒吼)
小狮:(小声地)Roar, roar!
雄狮:Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth。 (露出尖利的牙齿)
Go and do it now。
小狮:Yes, daddy。
Act 2
小白兔:(唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater。 Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”)
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away。
小狮:Hi, rabbit! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!(小声地)
小白兔:Do you want some carrots?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜)
小狮:Thank you。
小白兔:Carrots are the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, rabbit。
(还红萝卜给小白兔)
小白兔:You are welcome。
(边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开)
Act 3
三只小熊:(各拿着一碗粥,并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old。
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old。”)
小狮:Hi, bears! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小熊们:Do you want some porridge?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小熊递给小狮一碗粥)
小狮:Thank you。
小熊们:Porridge is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! It’s too hot。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, bears。
(将粥还给小熊)
小熊:You are welcome。
(小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开)
Act 4
小松鼠:(唱着”Found a Peanut”)
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
Just now I found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
小狮:Hi, squirrel! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小松鼠:Do you want some peanuts?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小松鼠递给小狮一些花生)
小狮:Thank you。
小松鼠:Peanut is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一颗)Yuck! It’s too hard。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, squirrel。
(将花生还给小松鼠)
小松鼠:You are welcome。
(边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开)
Act 5
(小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”)
小女孩:Apple round。
Apple red。
Apple juicy。
Apple sweet。
Apple apple I love you。
Apple sweet I love to eat。
小狮:Hi, little girl! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!
小女孩:Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
(苹果掉地上)
小狮:What is it?
(拿起来吃)
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it。
(小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家)
The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威)
Tiger:I’magreattiger。 I’mverystrong。I’mverybrave。I’mthekingoftheforest。 ButnowI’ eatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately。 Oh,there’snothinghere。Andhereisnothing,either。Oh,Iwanttohavearest。(Sleepsoundly)
Fox: I’m a fox。 You can see, I’m pretty and lovely。 I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies。 Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat。 Mm, Mm, Mm。 How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox。 A good meal。 Ah, a good meal。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea。 Yes, a good idea。 Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good。 I’m very hungry now。 I want to eat you。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now。
Tiger: She is the king。 She is cheating me。 I can’t belive her。 I’m the king of the forest here。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest。
Tiger: Ok。 Let’s go。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit。 I like to eat a turnip。 Ah, a big turnip。 Oh! It’s too hard。 I can’t pull it out。
Bird: I’m a bird。
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please。
Frog: I’m a frog。 Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear。 Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr。 Bear! You are so strong。 Please come here。 There is a big turnip。 We are all puling it out。 Please come and help us。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see。 They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right。 It’s true。 I’m very sorry。 You are the king of the forest。 That’s all right。 I will run away。 He is the king。 He is the king。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip。 Now, the turnip belongs to me。
中英文双语话剧新梁祝外传剧本
旁白:话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。 梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。 (旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”)。祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人(旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC…。)最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。 在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much。 !
Z:I love you, too! Don’t worry。 Shanbo I only love you in this wild world。 I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back。 Wait for me just for two years。
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean。
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side。 Wait for me。 BoBo
旁白:一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second。 Oh my dear。 Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo。 I’m calling to tell you that I loved you。 But I think you’d better find a better girl。
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married。
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai。 。 He is so handsome。 So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong。 And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body。
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see。 I’ll give you some color to see see。 I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白:祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:不杀祝英台誓不为人。 于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream。 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream。
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal。 I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America。 It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart。 In my heart。
旁白:一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。 终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo。 I’m here to kill you。
Z: Liang…。 shanbo。 Oh, Wencai。 He is crazy。 He will kill me。
M: You! Get out of here。
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan。 Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go。 Just stay, please。 He’ll kill me。
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way。 。
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh,you liar。 Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to。 Because I hate you more than I can say。
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever。 Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo。 I qiu qiu ni。。
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you。 I only know I was born to love you or to kill you。 Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you。 I love you just like laoshu ai dami。 I want to marry you。
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course。 Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question。 I don’t know。 Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands。 Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this。 I ‘m sorry。 But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you。
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我…
杀了我你也没有好结果
L: 亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
。
下面我提供了三个英语剧本,希望对你有所帮助,祝你们成功!
小狮子找食物
(I Am Hungry)
角色:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮:(怒吼)Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest。
No one is stronger than me。
Roar, roar!
小狮:Daddy! I’m hungry。
雄狮:You are big now。
Be brave!
Go and find your own food。
小狮:But, I don’t know how。
雄狮:Do it like me。
Roar, roar! (怒吼)
小狮:(小声地)Roar, roar!
雄狮:Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth。 (露出尖利的牙齿)
Go and do it now。
小狮:Yes, daddy。
Act 2
小白兔:(唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater。 Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”)
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away。
小狮:Hi, rabbit! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!(小声地)
小白兔:Do you want some carrots?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜)
小狮:Thank you。
小白兔:Carrots are the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, rabbit。
(还红萝卜给小白兔)
小白兔:You are welcome。
(边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开)
Act 3
三只小熊:(各拿着一碗粥,并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old。
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old。”)
小狮:Hi, bears! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小熊们:Do you want some porridge?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小熊递给小狮一碗粥)
小狮:Thank you。
小熊们:Porridge is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! It’s too hot。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, bears。
(将粥还给小熊)
小熊:You are welcome。
(小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开)
Act 4
小松鼠:(唱着”Found a Peanut”)
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
Just now I found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
小狮:Hi, squirrel! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小松鼠:Do you want some peanuts?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小松鼠递给小狮一些花生)
小狮:Thank you。
小松鼠:Peanut is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一颗)Yuck! It’s too hard。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, squirrel。
(将花生还给小松鼠)
小松鼠:You are welcome。
(边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开)
Act 5
(小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”)
小女孩:Apple round。
Apple red。
Apple juicy。
Apple sweet。
Apple apple I love you。
Apple sweet I love to eat。
小狮:Hi, little girl! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!
小女孩:Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
(苹果掉地上)
小狮:What is it?
(拿起来吃)
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it。
(小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家)
The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威)
Tiger:I’magreattiger。 I’mverystrong。I’mverybrave。I’mthekingoftheforest。 ButnowI’ eatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately。 Oh,there’snothinghere。Andhereisnothing,either。Oh,Iwanttohavearest。(Sleepsoundly)
Fox: I’m a fox。 You can see, I’m pretty and lovely。 I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies。 Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat。 Mm, Mm, Mm。 How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox。 A good meal。 Ah, a good meal。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea。 Yes, a good idea。 Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good。 I’m very hungry now。 I want to eat you。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now。
Tiger: She is the king。 She is cheating me。 I can’t belive her。 I’m the king of the forest here。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest。
Tiger: Ok。 Let’s go。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit。 I like to eat a turnip。 Ah, a big turnip。 Oh! It’s too hard。 I can’t pull it out。
Bird: I’m a bird。
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please。
Frog: I’m a frog。 Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear。 Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr。 Bear! You are so strong。 Please come here。 There is a big turnip。 We are all puling it out。 Please come and help us。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see。 They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right。 It’s true。 I’m very sorry。 You are the king of the forest。 That’s all right。 I will run away。 He is the king。 He is the king。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip。 Now, the turnip belongs to me。
中英文双语话剧新梁祝外传剧本
旁白:话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。 梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。 (旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”)。祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人(旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC…。)最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。 在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much。 !
Z:I love you, too! Don’t worry。 Shanbo I only love you in this wild world。 I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back。 Wait for me just for two years。
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean。
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side。 Wait for me。 BoBo
旁白:一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second。 Oh my dear。 Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo。 I’m calling to tell you that I loved you。 But I think you’d better find a better girl。
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married。
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai。 。 He is so handsome。 So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong。 And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body。
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see。 I’ll give you some color to see see。 I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白:祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:不杀祝英台誓不为人。 于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream。 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream。
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal。 I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America。 It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart。 In my heart。
旁白:一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。 终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo。 I’m here to kill you。
Z: Liang…。 shanbo。 Oh, Wencai。 He is crazy。 He will kill me。
M: You! Get out of here。
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan。 Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go。 Just stay, please。 He’ll kill me。
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way。 。
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh,you liar。 Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to。 Because I hate you more than I can say。
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever。 Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo。 I qiu qiu ni。。
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you。 I only know I was born to love you or to kill you。 Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you。 I love you just like laoshu ai dami。 I want to marry you。
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course。 Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question。 I don’t know。 Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands。 Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this。 I ‘m sorry。 But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you。
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我…
杀了我你也没有好结果
L: 亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
。
原贴:关于英语剧本
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我们上大学演的是那段 梁山伯与祝英台的 刚好5个人 梁山伯 祝英台 马文才 英台丫鬟 山伯他娘 演起来也蛮搞笑的 网上搜一下台词 稍微改一下就好 演起来挺有喜感的 加上道具
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在歌剧《Hannibal》的排练中,两位新来的剧团经理,来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱,女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候,突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下,只差一点点就可能砸死她。 在演员们的惊呼之中,伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来"是Phantom干的"。Carlotta又惊又气,拂袖下场,拒绝再唱。 剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太太站出来…
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it's only a legend。 What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty。 For it's phantom's。 And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued。 Or the accidents happened today won't stop。
MA: That's a bad news。 But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role。
G: Not very difficult。 Christine can take the place of her。
MA: Christine?
G: Yes。 Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher。 And she sings a wonderful voice。
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now。 Christine could have a try。
《Hannibal》的公演时,包箱里坐的子爵Raoul,也是歌剧院新的股东,发现剧里的女主角就是Christine,他年幼时的好朋友。 演出结束以后,Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。 Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴,但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请,因为她的音乐教师,"音乐天使",对她十分严格。Raoul离开后,Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。 Christine被他牵引着,穿过镜子,仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯,坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池,最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台,里面的布置精制而高贵,但是既陈旧又破烂。 在Phantom的钢琴声里,Christine的音乐课开始了。
P: I find the one I'm looking for eventually。 A person who can understand my music has appeared。 Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I'm looking for。 Now I'm making effort to practice her to be the best singers。 One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage。
CH: What a man he is。 He always wears a mask。 And I know nothing about him。 His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot。 Maybe he is ugly。 How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won't be interesting in it。 And you never have chance to see my real appearance。 Oh it's already daybreak。 You should go to the ground。
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon。
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried。
Ma: A serious problem。 The phantom had sent me a letter。
G: what's the content。
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera。
G: it doesn't seem so bad as I think。
MA: But Carlotta won't agree。
G: What are you going to do now。
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now。 And she will of course make the opera successful。
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he'd better not。 Now strengthen the guard。 It's all I can do。
在演出中,Christine扮演主角,在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候,Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上,他摇动了吊灯,在众人的震惊之中,硕大的吊灯从天而降。
吊灯事件后整整六个月,歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。 ,歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了,但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开,Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。 舞会中间,Phantom突然再次出现了,这一次,他打扮成红色死神,并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本,唐徨。 一开始,经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练,再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。 几经商量,他们的计策逐渐成型,但是要用Christine做诱饵。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am。 Take it。
MA: what's this。
P: a playbook。
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you。 Listen to me or you will regret。
After the party
R: what are you looking at manager。
MA: oh my venerable viscount。 It is just a playbook。
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is。
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn't he。 Only he can do it。
MA: yes viscount。
R: so what are you going to deal with it。
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don't think it should be performed。
R: I think it should。 For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried。 And he had killed Carlotta。
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play。 And the phantom would appear the police would catch him。
MA: a good plan。 But…
R: take it easy。 I think it will succeed。
唐徨的首场演出时,整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守,都满心期待着抓到Phantom。 在最后一段压轴歌曲里,Phantom扮成男主角。 后,他甩脱了警察的包围,再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下,穿过水池,来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室,找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人,但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱,于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门,Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone。 It seems that they had disappear。
G: What's wrong。 Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way。 I must find my fiancée as soon as I can。 You Mrs。 Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone。 Tell me。
G: (should I tell him what I know, I'm the passenger of phantom but。 ) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don't you。
R: yes I can swear。 I would take care of her for the whole life。
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much。 Ok you go down through the door of the mirror。 This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much。
G: be careful young man。
R: I will dear madam。 My thanks to you again。
Phantom看到Raoul走近,他放下铁条闸门,把Raoul锁在门外,他告诉Christine,如果她肯他走,他就会放Raoul一命,如果Christine不同意,那么他就杀了Raoul。 这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念,决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开,因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他,他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门,警察一拥而进,可是一阵烟雾过后,Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具,人却消失得无影无踪了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose。 GO with me and I will release this gentleman。 If you don't this young man will certainly die。
R: don't listen to him Christine。 Phantom let Christine go you can kill me。 Why don't。 I'm prey for you lust for blood。 You are a demon。
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one。 You have taught me, and you have changed now。
P: Cruel。 You say cruel。 Who is cruel? It's me who give you the chance to be the famous actress。 And you have betrayed me。
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much。 But I loved Raoul。 I will follow him not you。
R: I love her! Show some compassion。
P: shut up。 The world shows no compassion to me。
Police: viscount。 Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in。
P: too late to turn back。 You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend。 What you need is others care。
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins。 Forgive me, I can't do as I promise to be with you。
CH: why torment yourself my friend。 End it。
P: either way you choose, I lose。 Maybe you are right Christine。 Oh see what I have down to you。
P: young man you are free now。 Forget all this and all you have seen。 Take her away。
R: Why。 You set us free。
P: no reason, perhaps。 Christine, listen。 Only you can take my song flight。
CH: I will。 But what are you going to do。
P: It is over now。 The play has concluded。 There is no phantom in the world from now and forever。
。
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it's only a legend。 What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty。 For it's phantom's。 And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued。 Or the accidents happened today won't stop。
MA: That's a bad news。 But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role。
G: Not very difficult。 Christine can take the place of her。
MA: Christine?
G: Yes。 Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher。 And she sings a wonderful voice。
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now。 Christine could have a try。
《Hannibal》的公演时,包箱里坐的子爵Raoul,也是歌剧院新的股东,发现剧里的女主角就是Christine,他年幼时的好朋友。 演出结束以后,Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。 Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴,但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请,因为她的音乐教师,"音乐天使",对她十分严格。Raoul离开后,Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。 Christine被他牵引着,穿过镜子,仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯,坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池,最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台,里面的布置精制而高贵,但是既陈旧又破烂。 在Phantom的钢琴声里,Christine的音乐课开始了。
P: I find the one I'm looking for eventually。 A person who can understand my music has appeared。 Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I'm looking for。 Now I'm making effort to practice her to be the best singers。 One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage。
CH: What a man he is。 He always wears a mask。 And I know nothing about him。 His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot。 Maybe he is ugly。 How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won't be interesting in it。 And you never have chance to see my real appearance。 Oh it's already daybreak。 You should go to the ground。
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon。
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried。
Ma: A serious problem。 The phantom had sent me a letter。
G: what's the content。
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera。
G: it doesn't seem so bad as I think。
MA: But Carlotta won't agree。
G: What are you going to do now。
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now。 And she will of course make the opera successful。
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he'd better not。 Now strengthen the guard。 It's all I can do。
在演出中,Christine扮演主角,在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候,Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上,他摇动了吊灯,在众人的震惊之中,硕大的吊灯从天而降。
吊灯事件后整整六个月,歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。 ,歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了,但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开,Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。 舞会中间,Phantom突然再次出现了,这一次,他打扮成红色死神,并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本,唐徨。 一开始,经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练,再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。 几经商量,他们的计策逐渐成型,但是要用Christine做诱饵。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am。 Take it。
MA: what's this。
P: a playbook。
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you。 Listen to me or you will regret。
After the party
R: what are you looking at manager。
MA: oh my venerable viscount。 It is just a playbook。
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is。
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn't he。 Only he can do it。
MA: yes viscount。
R: so what are you going to deal with it。
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don't think it should be performed。
R: I think it should。 For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried。 And he had killed Carlotta。
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play。 And the phantom would appear the police would catch him。
MA: a good plan。 But…
R: take it easy。 I think it will succeed。
唐徨的首场演出时,整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守,都满心期待着抓到Phantom。 在最后一段压轴歌曲里,Phantom扮成男主角。 后,他甩脱了警察的包围,再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下,穿过水池,来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室,找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人,但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱,于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门,Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone。 It seems that they had disappear。
G: What's wrong。 Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way。 I must find my fiancée as soon as I can。 You Mrs。 Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone。 Tell me。
G: (should I tell him what I know, I'm the passenger of phantom but。 ) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don't you。
R: yes I can swear。 I would take care of her for the whole life。
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much。 Ok you go down through the door of the mirror。 This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much。
G: be careful young man。
R: I will dear madam。 My thanks to you again。
Phantom看到Raoul走近,他放下铁条闸门,把Raoul锁在门外,他告诉Christine,如果她肯他走,他就会放Raoul一命,如果Christine不同意,那么他就杀了Raoul。 这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念,决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开,因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他,他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门,警察一拥而进,可是一阵烟雾过后,Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具,人却消失得无影无踪了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose。 GO with me and I will release this gentleman。 If you don't this young man will certainly die。
R: don't listen to him Christine。 Phantom let Christine go you can kill me。 Why don't。 I'm prey for you lust for blood。 You are a demon。
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one。 You have taught me, and you have changed now。
P: Cruel。 You say cruel。 Who is cruel? It's me who give you the chance to be the famous actress。 And you have betrayed me。
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much。 But I loved Raoul。 I will follow him not you。
R: I love her! Show some compassion。
P: shut up。 The world shows no compassion to me。
Police: viscount。 Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in。
P: too late to turn back。 You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend。 What you need is others care。
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins。 Forgive me, I can't do as I promise to be with you。
CH: why torment yourself my friend。 End it。
P: either way you choose, I lose。 Maybe you are right Christine。 Oh see what I have down to you。
P: young man you are free now。 Forget all this and all you have seen。 Take her away。
R: Why。 You set us free。
P: no reason, perhaps。 Christine, listen。 Only you can take my song flight。
CH: I will。 But what are you going to do。
P: It is over now。 The play has concluded。 There is no phantom in the world from now and forever。
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原贴:关于英语剧本
Suckseed
强烈建议《摩登家庭》非常搞笑,并且有男同,很适合几个男生,但是坑定得有女生角色,你自己看看吧,我们在大学英语就搞得这个 希望能够帮到你,望采纳。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。不会谁的字多就采纳谁吧?
119149263
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dianxin111
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原贴:大学搞笑相声剧本
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