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FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
wangyiqiao
开学点名学校开学点名，有一个班主任别出心裁，对学生说：“我念学号，你们自己报一下名字，这样大家就认识了，好不好？”“001号！”“报告老师，我姓焦，我叫焦配。”老师有点晕，问道：“这是谁给你取的？”“我爹。 ”“你爹是干什么的？”“开种猪厂的！”“002号！”一个女生站起来：“报告老师，我姓张，我叫张德开。 ”“003号！”“报告老师，我是张德开的孪生弟弟，我叫张不开。”“这是谁给你们起的名？”“是我爸，他是卖钳子的。 ”老师赶紧喝了口水。“004号！”“报告老师，我姓区（这个字念”欧”）我叫区夜（哦也），这是我妈给我取的名，她说生我的时候刚好打爆了一个电脑游戏。”老师的心脏有点不舒服了。 “005号！”“报告老师，甘妮娘！”“你怎么骂人啊？！”“没有啊！老师，我是说我姓甘，叫甘妮酿，我老爸是造酒的。 ”老师吃了一片药。006号！”“老师，我姓苟，叫苟不理。”“你老爸是开包子铺的吧？！”“老师，您真聪明！”老师已经有点站不稳了。
原贴：8人5分钟搞笑小品剧本？
yiran0311
我没有那个，给你讲个三字经吧 上网的三字经 群之初，性本善，打打字，聊聊天； 斗地主，侃大山，加好友，视频见； 发表情，传图片，谈个情，赛初恋； 靓一点，不多见，丑一点，也有电； 见个面，吃顿饭，谁买单，都情愿； 好友多，有点乱，对上号，比较难； 辨网名，看资料，查纪录，翻从前； 心不静，手不烦，天天聊，早到晚； 花网费，耗情感，像工作，不赚钱； 练潜水，玩闪电，拉帮套，把群建； 加入群，更方便，省话费，好经管； 呼新朋，唤旧友，竖群规，立论坛； 管理员，挺有权，不老实，腿上练； 人一多，嘴就乱，告状的，也得管； 伤心的，最危险，踢错了，不好办； 人气火，摆酒宴，AA制，五十元； 老朋友，对
虾小鱼
Net Friend 互联网交友 Summary: Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretende
Aprl
如题急求英语话剧剧本，高中一年级水平，8人，最好4男4女，有好的加分！Whose Fault Cast Mr. Green Miss Blue Police Nurse Doctor Daughter ---
mimonena
有两个神经病患,从病院里逃出来。 两人跑啊跑,爬到一棵树上。 其中一个人从树上跳下来,滚啊滚的。 然后抬起头对上面的人说：喂,你怎么还不下来啊？ 上面的那个人回答他：不--行--啊--我还没有熟……
一辉
阿甘正传的片断 FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd
原贴：6人搞笑英语话剧剧本
Googlegirl_S
我妈学英语的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深.因此每当老妈问我英文的时候,我都会先吃三片阿期匹林,缠好绷带,再运上龟背神功至第十二重. 下面是我和老妈的对话，A代老妈，B代我： A:“儿子啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t trouble me .是什么意思啊~?” B:“我很烦,别烦我” A:“找打,跟**这么说话”(于是被扁) A“i hear nothing,reapt. 是what意思啊” B:“我没听清,再说一次” A:“i hear nothing,reapt” B：“我没听清,再说一次” 结果被扁 A：再问:“what do you say “又怎么
六六大顺子
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 本文来自:恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com)详细出处参考： http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不
Jenny_CYM
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考： 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWu
sophie.yongting
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this f
原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本
wohanyou
“哦——!”怎么回事?为什么五(1)班教师这么热闹?原来，老师布置给了大家一个作业，让大家在周末拍一张照片，谁的最新奇，谁的就最好!同学们个个摩拳擦掌，兴奋不已。 星期六，小番茄同学拿着他的相机，在大街上走着。边走边想：老师说要新奇，那么我就拍一张……一张滑稽的照片吧!可是……哪里有机会拍呢……“嘿嘿，小猴，翻跟斗!翻跟斗!……”不远处的一个院子里，有许多人在看小猴的表演，这时，小番茄眼前一亮：“耍猴不是很滑稽吗?说不定还有一些意外的收获呢!”于是，他一蹦一跳地跑了过去，正巧这时大家被小猴逗得哈哈大笑，而小猴也兴致正高，走钢丝走完了，又翻起了跟斗，这会儿又在转手帕……小番茄也跟着大家一起鼓掌
原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本
茶者歌之
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, I
迷糊妈妈
绝对是搞笑英语剧本: Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office. Ca: Bingo!du I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week. Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee
原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本
淘淘shopping
旁白:Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming! (情景一:猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍)(加快乐的音乐 ) M: babies, Come on! Pp:Here we come! M: Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your
原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本
king_xin
小明发现自己学的英语当中有许多都是根据它的颜色来说的.于是,小明回到老家，自以为是的向大家宣告自己学会的英语，有一位小朋友问他：“煤的英语怎么读啊？”小明知道自己没学过多少单词，于是，他答道：“读：黑秋吗空一大团”
say_u_love_me
搞笑5人剧本西门吹雪与叶孤城 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow . Birdsaredancinginthecold . Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep . Windiscominginsilence. Another mysteriousmanapproaches . Y与X相遇． X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
ROY
穷开心：别人开心是真开心，我开心真是穷开心，不管三七二十一，开心茶馆寻开心，准开心，你说是不是！。 观众：是。 二、情景表演部份 穷开心手拿一张假百元钞票独白：你说人倒霉来，盐罐生咀，喝水塞牙，放屁伤人，走路扭脚，什么时候混进了一张假币幺冻冻（100）。 穷开心用手掌打了一下自己的脸骂：白睁着一双金鱼豹眼。 穷开心露出狡诈的笑容：道高一尺，魔高一丈，有法子了。 老开心上，老开心站在服务台上笑脸迎接穷开心，穷开心坐在茶桌上，跷起二郎腿。 老开心：小妹上茶。 穷开心：上最好的碧螺春，外加一盘开心果。 小开心端着茶水上：老板，开心茶馆，喝碧螺春，嚼开心果，开开心心，今天开心明天开心天天开心月月开心年
原贴：白雪公主搞笑英语话剧剧本
知秋
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you wan
原贴：大学生搞笑英语话剧剧本
Myaaaaa
Aside: You can't see your hand in front of you in one at night, pitch-dark forest have one one black little girl running alarmed of clothing. (princess appears on the stage , the black clothing runs and encloses ) she is in rags, the complexion is wan and sallow , turn one's head and look around fre
原贴：白雪公主搞笑英语话剧剧本
hsutungchu
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do th
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