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Appealing to God for help. Character:Fottis,Leyn,Sorina,Adam Scene I Aside:A unhappy man—Fottis are praying that he will become a rich man.Then a angel appears before him. Angel:Fottis,why are you so unhappy? F:Ah?Who are you? A:I’m a angel from the paradise.May I help you? F:Thank you very much!I’m

小王子[ Chapter 3 ]- the narrator learns more about from where the little prince came。It took me a long time to learn where he came from。     The little prince who asked me so many questions never seemed to hear the ones I asked him。   It was from words dropped by chance that little by little。  everything was revealed to me。  The first time he saw my airplanefor instance (I shall not draw my airplane; that would be much too complicated for me)he asked me:[What is that object?][That is not an object。     It flies。 It is an airplane。 It is my airplane。And I was proud to have him learn that I could fly。  ]He cried out:[What! You dropped down from the sky?][Yes。  ]I answered modestly。[Oh! That is funny!]And the little prince broke into a lovely peal of laughter,which irritated me very much。   I like my misfortunes to be taken seriously。  Then he added:[So you,too,come from the sky! Which is your planet?]At that moment I caught a gleam of light in the impenetrable mystery of his presence; and demanded abruptly:[Do you come from another planet?]But he did not reply。     He tossed his head gently,without taking his eyes from my plane:[It is true that on that you can't have come from very far away。  。。  ]And he sank into a reverie which lasted a long time。 Then taking my sheep out of his pocket。  he buried himself in the contemplation of his treasure。  You can imagine how my curiosity was aroused by this half-confidence about the "other planets。  " I made a great effort therefore to find out more on this subject。  [My little man,where do you come from? What is this 'where I live' of which you speak? Where do you want to take your sheep?]After a reflective silence he answered:[The thing that is so good about the box you have given me is that at night he can use it as his house。    ][That is so。 And if you are good I will give you a string,too。so that you can tie him during the day and a post to tie him to。  ]But the little prince seemed shocked by this offer:[Tie him! What a queer idea!][But if you don't tie him],I said,[he will wander off somewhereand get lost。    ]My friend broke into another peal of laughter:[But where do you think he would go?][anywhere。   Straight ahead of him。]Then the little prince said earnestly:[That doesn't matter。   Where I live everything is so small!]And with perhaps a hint of sadness,he added:[Straight ahead of himnobody can go very far。  。。]。  。

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对春联 作者：马三立、赵佩如 马：作一个相声演员可不容易——首先说口齿要清晰、嗓音得好。 赵：脑筋啊还得快。 马：对，另外呀，还得有文化。当然了，相声演员不必有太高的文化。 赵：我们说相声的也没有多高的文化呀。 马：可是也需要多认识几个字。有好处，你就不错呀，你的学问就不小啊！ 赵：嗨，我有什么学问啊。差的远呐。 马：哎——客气、客气，他们所有这些个相声演员当中，赵佩茹，高。 赵：嗨——高什么呀？您别捧我了。 马：哎——不是捧，在所有说相声的人里面，他们谁也比不了您。 赵：您知道。 马：......当然啦，比我那还......差点儿。 赵：不、不、不，您先等会儿吧——你是捧我呀是捧你自己呀？！

Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye. Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma. （猫先生正在河边捉鱼。但是他总是抓不到。） Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are yo

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Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss! 第四场： （士兵敲门） Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers? Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace. Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her. Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine. Soldier1

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