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小品剧本--情景剧《面试》校园喜剧

人物（8人）：

应试者：

1、阿甘（美国人，富有正义感；回答对于人生的感悟）

2、至尊宝（国家一级运动员、奥运跳高冠军；回答事业与爱情）

3、孔乙己（学术高手、理论功底深厚；回答理论与实践的问题）

4、木兰（战斗英雄、军转干部；阐述对于户部的认识，提供国防、公共服务等，以及实现人生理想）

5、简爱（英国人，新时代自尊自爱的妇女代表；回答女性如何实现自我价值的问题）

主考官：

1、老包（公正严明、识人能力强）

2、东坡（大文豪，著名学者）

3、桂英（女中豪杰，精明过人）

剧本正文：

东坡：（上来，擦桌子，猛回头）今天是咱们大宋国户部面试的第一天。这次招考，面向全球，广揽英才。今天的面试学生都已经通过了公务员笔试、专业考试，老外还加考了中文托福毛笔考试。户领导让我来凑凑热闹，当个主考官，还有两位，（指台左）大法官老包――！（老包从舞台左踱入舞台、致意、就座）另一位，女英雄桂英！（桂英，从台下跑上舞台，挥手，就坐）。

老包：今天共有五位面试者，三位中原考生和两位西方考生。下面，我们开始今天的面试。第一位，美国青年，阿甘！（阿甘拎一盒巧克力，跑步入内，就座）欢迎你报考户部，请简单的自我介绍以下，并谈谈你对人生和生活的看法。

阿甘：小的时候我的智商是75，但是我真诚、善良对待人生和他人；我打了四年橄榄球，就获得了学士学位。在我妈妈去世前，她告诉我死亡是生命的一部分，生命就象一盒巧克力，其中滋味往往出乎预料。（拿出一颗 巧克力吃了）

东坡：恩，你说得太好了，生命就象一盒巧克力，其中滋味往往出乎预料。你觉得户部会是一块什幺样的巧克力呢？

阿甘：只有我自己去品尝，才会知道。并且，每个人的感觉可能都不相同。生命也像一只空中羽毛，随风而飘，不知会在那里停泊。我妈妈相信，我会把握自己的命运。我会竭尽全力发挥上天赐予我的力量和智能。一定要能在回首前尘时感叹：至少我没有庸庸碌碌过一生。我希望我的人生就在户部停泊，为了大众的利益，我会不停的努力奔跑，我相信我会有同伴加入，不断会有更多的同伴加入到这一个事业中来。

老包：好的，下一个，木兰。（木兰健步而入）

桂英：请你谈一谈报考户部的动机？

木兰：作为一个军转干部，我谈谈我自己的想法。当我离开亲人奔赴前线的时候，当我戍守在边关的时候，当我和战友们奋勇杀敌的时候，当我们凯旋后跨过黄河会家乡的时候，我想，因为我们的保卫，我们的人民在后方可以快乐的去上班、上课、上网，是多幺幸福的事情啊。

桂英：我们都很感激你们，你们是最可爱的人。

木兰：谢谢，与此同时，我看到和想到，战士的鞋和袜，还有那衣和衫，打仗的矛和枪，大米和军响，都是我们户部的同志提供的阿。我这一次转业回来，就想加入到户部，继续为我们国家的国防事业贡献力量。

老包：你说得很好。好的，下一个，至尊宝。（木兰下，至尊宝跳跃上前）

桂英：有人说，事业和爱情，好比鱼与熊掌，很难兼得，如果你面临事业和爱情的抉择，你会怎幺做？

至尊宝：作为一个有事业心的男猴，我也曾经面临过事业和爱情的痛苦抉择。

老包：是吗？可以说一说吗？

至尊宝：五百年前，唐僧救了我，还邀请我和他一起去印度留学学习佛经专业。我知道，这是一个很有前途的职业，完成这个任务以后，我就会扬名中原的。可是，当时我心爱的紫霞姑娘希望我留下和他结婚，我痛苦万千的留下了我的爱情，踏上了西去的征途。如今，由于我虽然功成名就，朝廷也给了我来户部工作的机会。但是，我的心里一种声音，曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去

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AlongtimeagoandfarawaytherelivedaKingandQueen。Theywasveryhappy,fortheirfirstchild,agirl,hadbeenborn。  "Wemusthaveagrandchristeningforher,"saidtheKing,whowasdelightedtohaveadaughter。  "Wemustinviteallthefairiesofthekingdomtoblessher,"saidtheQueen。  "Howmanyaretherenow?"askedtheKing。"Twelveorthirteen,"saidhiswife。"Sendtheinvitations。  We’llsoonfindout。  "Thereweretwelvefairies,andtheywereallsentinvitations。Athirteenfairyhadnotbeenheardofforsolongthatitwaspresumedthatshewasdead。    Noinvitationwassent。Thedayofthechristeningwassunnyandbright。ThePrinceswasnamedBriarRose,andthefairiesbegantogivetheirgifts。  "Sheshallbebeautiful,"saidthefirst。  "Sheshallbewise,"saidthesecond。"Sheshallbegood,”saidthethird。  "Sheshallbekind,"saidthefourth。Thegiftscontinuedinthisway,wishingallthatwasgoodforBriarRose。  Elevenofthetwelvefairieshadgiventheirgiftswhentheroomsuddenlywentdark。  AfteragreatflashoflightasmalldarkfigurestoodinfrontoftheKingandQueen。  Itwasthethirteenthfairy。  "Whywasn’tIinvitedtothechristening?"shescreamed。Shewasfuriousatbeingleftout。"Allthefairiesofthekingdomhavegiventheirblessings。    Well,here’smineforthePrincess。Onhersixteenthbirthdayshewillprickherfingeronaspinningwheelanddie。  "Anotherflashoflightandthefairywasgone。  "Butwethoughtshewasdead,"saidtheKing。"Whatcanwedo?"TheQueenwasintears。  Thetwelfthfairysteppedforward。ThereisstillmygiftforBriarRose,"shesaid。  "Thefairy’scursecannotbeundone,butIcanchangeitalittle。  Shewillfallintoadeepsleepthatwilllastonehundredyears,"Therewasagreathubbubinthehallaseveryonediscussedtheevents。    ThefollowingdaytheKingissuedaproclamation,orderingthatallspinningwheelsandspindlesweretobedestroyed。  Throughoutthelandthereweregreatfiresasthespinningwheelswereburned。  Overtheyears,thePrincessgrewintoalovelygirl。  Allwhometherwereenchantedbyher。Eventually,thebadfairy’swishwasforgotten。Allspinningwheelsandspindleshadbeendestroyed,sotherewasnoreminder。    Andthefairywasnotheardofagain。Andso,onBriarRose’ssixteenthbirthday,theKingandQueenwereduetoarrivebackfromafarawayvisit。  TherewastobealargebirthdaypartyforthePrincess。  BriarRosewaswanderingaroundthepalace。Everyonewaspreparingfortheparty,soshecouldpleaseherselfwhereshewent。  Ashadneversetfootin,shefootin,shedecidedtogoexploring。  "IwonderwhatisinthegreatSouthTower,"shesaid。  Alltheservantsandcourtierswishedherahappybirthdayasshemadeherwayacrossthepalace。Thatpartofthepalacewasveryold,andtherewereveryfewpeoplethere。    Thebaseofthetowerwasinacorridor。Theentrancewasasmall,verysolidlookingdoor。Thekeywasontheoutside。  "It’sverystiff,"saidthePrincess,assheturnedthekey。  "There!It’sopen!"Stairsledupthetowerinfrontofher。  Shebegantoclimbthem。Meanwhile,herparentshadarrivedbackatthepalace。"HasanyoneseenthePrincess?"askedtheKing。    "Todayishersixteenthbirthday-thedaywhenthecursemayfall。Somebodymustknowwheresheis。"Nearlyeveryonehadseenher,butnobodyknewwhereshehadbeengoing。    "Shemustbefound,"saidtheQueen。"Iftheprophecyistocometrue,todayistheday。"Asearchofthepalaceandthegroundsbegan。  Meanwhile,thePrincesshadreachedthetopofthetowerwheretherewasanotherdoor。  Thistimetherewasnokeyandthedoorwasslightlyopen。  "Theremustbeawonderfulviewoftherestofthepalaceandgroundsfromthewindow,"saidthePrincess。  Thensheheardastrangewhirringsound。  Itwasunlikeanythingthatshehadeverheardbefore。Shepushedthedooropenandwentintotheroom。There,inthemiddle,satanoldwomanworkingataspinningwheel。    Behindherwasanenormousbed。Thewheelwasmakingthenoise。"Whatareyoudoing?"askedBriarRose。  "Ihaveneverseenoneofthosebefore,whatisit?""Itisaspinningwheel,"saidtheoldwomen,"Wouldyouliketotryitmydear?""Oh。    MayI?"askedBriarRose。Shesatonthestoolinfrontofthewheelandthewheelwhirredround。Assoonasshetouchedthespindlesheprickedherfinger。  Shefelltothefloorinadeepsleep。  Theoldwoman,whowasreallythethirteenthfairyindisguise,pickedherupandlaidheronthebed。  Atthatmoment,allovertheplace,peoplebegantoasleep。  Thecookswhowerepreparingforthepartyfellasleepoverthestirringandtasting。  Thescullerymaidsfellasleepoverthewashingup。Thelaundrymaidfellasleepwhiletheydusted,polishedandpreparedfortheparty。    TheKingandQueen,thecourtiersandtheguestsfellasleepintheGreatHall。Theguardsfellasleepattheirposts。  ThesearchpartieslookingforthePrincessfellasleepwhiletheysearched-inthegardens,inthecorridors,inthesparerooms,andsomeintheoldestpartofthepalace。    Eventhefliesfellasleeponthestablewalls。Thebirdsandthebutterfliesfellasleepinthepalacethepalacevegetablegardens。  Thegardenersandtheirhelpers,whowerebusychasingofftherabbit,fellasleepinmid-chase。  Inthehearthsthefiresdieddownandthemeatstoppedcooking。  Thekitchenmaidstoppedpluckingthechicken。Theentirepalacefellasleep,alongwiththePrincess。  Ahedgeofbriarrosesspranguparoundthepalace,protectingitfromtheoutsideworld。  Yearspassed,andfromtimetotimeaKing’ssonwouldcometothefamousbriarhedgetotryandfindthemysterioussleepingPrincessthatthelegendspokeof。    Butnonegotthrough。ThehedgewastoostrongandthePrinceswerecuttobits。AhundredyearspassedandthetaleoftheSleepingBeauty,asthePrincesswasknown,becomesagreatlegend。    Veryfewpeoplebelievedsheexisted。OnedayaKing’ssoncametothenearbyvillage。"Legendsays,"anoldmanwasspeakinginthevillagesquare。  "LegendsaysthatthePrincessliesasleepbehindthatgreatbriarhedgejustoutsidethevillageinmygrandfather’sday,youcouldseethetopmostturretofhertower,sotheysay。    "ThePrincestoppedtolisten。"WherecanIfindthishedge?”Heasked。"Justbeyondthevillage,youngsir,"saidtheoldman。  ”Ifyou’regoingtotry,you’llneedmoreluckthantheotheryoungmenwhohavehadago。  ""Ishalltry,"saidthePrince。  "WehaveheardofSleepingBeautyinmykingdom。"ThePrincewenttothehedgeandhelduphissword。Hewenttostrikeatthehedge,butwherehisswordmetthethorns,greatrosesbloomedinstead。    Apathopenedforhim,fortheonehundredyearswereup。Thecursewaslifting。Thehedgeseemedtodisappearbeforehim。  Hewentthroughintothepalacegrounds,walkingpastthesleepingrabbits,birdsandbutterflies,andthegardenersattheirwork。    Thekitchenswerefullofcooksandmaidswhohadn’tmovedforahundredyears--Theywereallfastasleep。  EventheKingandQueenwhowereseatedatthetableintheGreatHallweresleepingsoundly!ThePrincewalkedonthroughthepalace,makinghiswaytothetallesttowerwhereheclimbedthestairsandenteredthetowerroom。    ThereonthebedhesawBriarRosefastasleep。"Sheissolovely,"hesaid,Hehadfallencompletelyinlovewithher。  "HowcanIwakeher?"Heleantoverandgentlykissedher。  BriarRose’seyelidsflickeredandshewokeup。  ThefirstpersonshesawwasthePrinceandshefellinlovewithhim。TogethertheywalkeddowntotheGreatHall。  TheKingandQueenwerejustwakingup,whenthePrinceandBriarRoseentered。  Thecooksinthekitchenwokeuptocarryonpreparingthefoodandthechambermaidscarriedonwiththeirwork。  Thepartywasstilltobeheld,butitwasanengagementpartyinsteadofabirthdayparty。  ThePrinceandBriarRoseweretobemarried。Thehedgedisappearedandthevillagesawthepalaceagainandrealizedthelegendhadbeentrue。    Thebadfairywasneverheardofagain。

Prologue: the picture upper half divides into red (presents writing to use), the lower part divides into leading lady small A to put on the skidding of the wheels shoes to drink the sucker drink to brush the street, from time to time stops down throws trash and puts out the camera photograph from the package。     Last lens, small A took the pen to write several characters on the wall to leave the picture。   The lens alignment character pulls closer, presents movie "To stand in Ground Soaring"。   (black and white) first: followed the offscreen voice, on the actor small B portable pair of skidding of the wheels shoes the over-bridge, crossed the underground walk, passed through a rural fair alley, arrived at the square, by now was small A very fast to slide from him, and has hit him, small A turned head hints sorry, but has not stopped down, the lens followed small A, presented a crowd in the square skidding of the wheels youth, and show a succession of splendid movement。     Side small B puts the skidding of the wheels shoes sits on the stair。 Small A asked why he doesn't exchange the shoes and everybody plays together。     Small B does not speak, small A in the past and everybody played together, the very quick day has gotten down darkly, everybody preparation has dispersed, small B looked that everybody walked, exchanged the shoes, displayed the pile, a person practiced。     By now behind broadcast the small A sound, small B see you later small A sits on a high stair is eating the ice cream, is shaking two legs, how small does A jump down teaches small B to slide, small B a little does not prefer, but is also pressing making which small A said that small A tells small B her is not this city, he is comes here to travel, square these person of she was also just knew, she will tell small B should only then to progress with everybody contact exchange very quickly, small B still earnestly practiced, did finally has been successful, excited turned head tells small A, small A already walked。     Second: small B is awakened by the alarm clock, sets out to put on clothes, to wash busily rinses, eats the bread (to wolf down, this section of lens fast, rock, frame, for human tense feeling), the mother in the kitchen hot milk asked that his early reason, small B finished eating trades the shoes, took his skidding of the wheels shoes to fly goes out, the mother yelled him in behind to drink the milk。     third: the music resounds, small B brushes is going, saw small A to the square, music stops, small B went forward to tell the small A movement already to practice, small A will tell him should only then to progress with everybody contact exchange very quickly, square old size C came on own initiative and he loudly greets, and led him and everybody plays, everybody was very friendly, small B to relaxed gradually from the anxiety, everybody taught him very on own initiative, music。     fourth: in KTV, everybody happy, small C announced that small B joins their collective officially, simultaneously half a month later has the competition, everybody cheers。     During small B cannot bear peeps small A。 fifth: small B at home, evening, on the table the handset sound, small B joins, originally is small C, small C tells him them the website, he opens excitedly, discovered that small The picture, is very enchanting, he gets down picture down, hits screens, pastes on the wall, appreciates carefully depending on the wall, (to pastes on a series of lens from discovery picture to be fast, frames) side steals Le Bian to send the short note to be called her to small A to come out to play the skidding of the wheels, small A just and small C in the quick dining room, replied that small B said that has the matter not to be able to come。     Small B reads the short note, looks that the picture is in a daze。 sixth: small C tells everybody in the square the time not to be many, everybody practices as soon as possible, (each kind of practice lens, have time, correction and so on, small B progresses amazingly quick, everybody is startled music also to have) seventh: before the competition, the third day, under the street light, the people call small B to walk, small B does not walk, small A also stays behind, two people played while said that small B has not said the words which throughout oneself wanted to say。     Small A saw small B to progress said very quickly he might certainly win the position。   Eighth: before the competition, the second day, everybody is noisy in the friend house, chooses the competition song and so on, small C and small A quarrel in the downstairs, (lens saw for small B before the window long shot photo) small C comes up first, tells everybody the competition thing, simultaneously said specially small B progresses very quickly, lets him prepare positively。     Small A comes up does not speak, small B looks at small A, small A smiles reluctantly to small B, small B also squeezes out a smiling face。     ninth: small B is very excited in the home, one will flatter, one in the house simulation movement, the anticipation competition。   tenth: the competition starts, entire piece most attractive even colored lens show。   Result small C second, other two people take fifth, sixth。   Without small B, small B is disappointed, this was the best new person prize has given small B。     The people cheer, recommend small B to eject。 11th: small A takes the baggage to go out, small C puts out a hand to pull, is cast off, small A walked several steps, stopped, turns head said that thanked 12th: small B takes the awarding cup to look at carefully carefully in the home, the short note comes, to look, small A said that he must walk, here does not belong to her originally, she knew that small B has the favorable impression to her, but small B will be very also small has the very good future, perhaps will let small B diligently, the next time conference… (at the same time lens alternate small A in vehicles and so on station, will enter the station, boards and so on), small B reads the short note, as soon as will reveal lightly nonchalant smiles。     13th: the square, small B with the friend, spurts the hand to greet, fires into the pile to go。   ending: picture half red above demonstrate the writing, half the pile make the movement for small B on, only puts the foot (black and white)。     The screen nigrescence, the white ending captions come out。

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小狮子找食物

（I Am Hungry）

角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。    

道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。





Act 1

雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!

I am the lion,

the king of the forest。  

No one is stronger than me。  

Roar, roar!

小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry。

雄狮：You are big now。

Be brave!

Go and find your own food。  

小狮：But, I don’t know how。

雄狮：Do it like me。  

Roar, roar! （怒吼）

小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!

雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth。  （露出尖利的牙齿）

Go and do it now。

小狮：Yes, daddy。  



Act 2

小白兔：（唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater。  Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）

He says there is nothing sweeter,

Than a carrot everyday,

Munch and crunch and run away。    

小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry。

Roar, roar!（小声地）

小白兔：Do you want some carrots?

小狮：Yes, please。  

（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）

小狮：Thank you。

小白兔：Carrots are the best food。  

小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it。  

Anyway, thank you, rabbit。

（还红萝卜给小白兔）

小白兔：You are welcome。

（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”

离开）





Act 3

三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot

Pease porridge hot,

Pease porridge cold,

Pease porridge in the pot,

Nine days old。    

Some like it hot,

Some like it cold,

Some like it in the pot,

Nine days old。”）

小狮：Hi, bears! I am hungry。  

Roar, roar! （小声地）

小熊们：Do you want some porridge?

小狮：Yes, please。  

（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）

小狮：Thank you。  

小熊们：Porridge is the best food。

小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! It’s too hot。

I don’t like it。

Anyway, thank you, bears。  

（将粥还给小熊）

小熊：You are welcome。  

（小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开）



Act 4

小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）

Found a peanut。  

Found a peanut。

Found a peanut just now。

Just now I found a peanut。  

Found a peanut just now。  

小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry。

Roar, roar! （小声地）

小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?

小狮：Yes, please。

（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）

小狮：Thank you。    

小松鼠：Peanut is the best food。

小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard。

I don’t like it。

Anyway, thank you, squirrel。  

（将花生还给小松鼠）

小松鼠：You are welcome。  

（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）



Act 5

（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）

小女孩：Apple round。  

Apple red。

Apple juicy。

Apple sweet。

Apple apple I love you。  

Apple sweet I love to eat。  

小狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry。

Roar, roar!

小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!

（苹果掉地上）

小狮：What is it?

（拿起来吃）

Mmm…, delicious!

I like it。    

（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）























The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）

Tiger:I’magreattiger。  I’mverystrong。I’mverybrave。I’mthekingoftheforest。  ButnowI’ eatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately。  Oh,there’snothinghere。Andhereisnothing,either。Oh,Iwanttohavearest。(Sleepsoundly)

Fox: I’m a fox。     You can see, I’m pretty and lovely。 I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies。 Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat。   Mm, Mm, Mm。   How delicious it is!



Tiger: Ah, a fox。 A good meal。 Ah, a good meal。



Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea。     Yes, a good idea。 Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?



Tiger: Not so good。 I’m very hungry now。   I want to eat you。



Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now。    



Tiger: She is the king。 She is cheating me。 I can’t belive her。 I’m the king of the forest here。  



Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest。  



Tiger: Ok。   Let’s go。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit。 I like to eat a turnip。 Ah, a big turnip。 Oh! It’s too hard。 I can’t pull it out。  



Bird: I’m a bird。  



Rabbit: Hi!



Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?



Rabbit: Yes, please。  



Frog: I’m a frog。 Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?



R&B: Yes, come on!



Frog : Ok! I’m coming!



Bear: I’m a big brown bear。     Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?



R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr。 Bear! You are so strong。   Please come here。 There is a big turnip。   We are all puling it out。 Please come and help us。  



Bear: Ok! I’m coming。



Fox: Hello, Bear!



Bear: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)



Fox: Hello, Frog!



Frog: Hi, Fox。     Oh, a tiger! (run away)



Fox: Hello, Bird!



Bird: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)



Fox: Hello, Rabbit!



Rabbit: Hi, Fox。   Oh, a tiger! (run away)



Fox: Tiger, Now, you see。   They are so frightened! They all run away!



Tiger: Yes, you are right。   It’s true。 I’m very sorry。 You are the king of the forest。 That’s all right。   I will run away。   He is the king。 He is the king。



Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip。 Now, the turnip belongs to me。  















中英文双语话剧新梁祝外传剧本



旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。  梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。  （旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC…。）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。    在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

L:  Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much。  ！

Z:I love you, too! Don’t worry。    Shanbo I only love you in this wild world。   I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back。 Wait for me just for two years。

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean。    

Z:  I’ll kiss you from the other side。 Wait for me。 BoBo

旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。  

L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second。   Oh my dear。   Are you listening to me?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo。 I’m calling to tell you that I loved you。 But I think you’d better find a better girl。    

L: What? Pardon?

Z: Because I’ll get married。

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai。  。 He is so handsome。 So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong。   And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body。  

L: What are you talking about? You wait and see。 I’ll give you some color to see see。   I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha

旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。    于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream。     It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream。

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal。     I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America。 It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart。   In my heart。

旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。  终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo。   I’m here to kill you。

Z: Liang…。  shanbo。 Oh, Wencai。 He is crazy。 He will kill me。

M: You! Get out of here。  

L: You! Get out of here!

M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan。 Ok ok I’ll come right now

Z: Please don’t go。     Just stay, please。 He’ll kill me。

M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way。  。

Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。   I’m just good at 新华字典。  

Z: Oh,you liar。 Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?

L: Yes, I have to。   Because I hate you more than I can say。  

Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever。   Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo。 I qiu qiu ni。。

L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you。     I only know I was born to love you or to kill you。 Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you



L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you。     I love you just like laoshu ai dami。 I want to marry you。

L: hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course。   Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to kill is a question。   I don’t know。 Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands。   Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?

(to kill)

L: You hear this。   I ‘m sorry。   But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you。    

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)

(sing)

Z: 亲爱的你别杀我…

杀了我你也没有好结果

L： 亲爱的我也不想杀

可是大家非得要我杀









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北京西城实验学校初一奥运英语短剧剧本 : Beijing is ready for the Olympics (A peddler, Mary, Diana and Yangyang) (In a free market) 小贩： Look look, see see. You say how much is how much. Mary： What did she mean? Diana：I don’t know. Let me ask her. Hey, What did you say? 小贩： Wh………What? I can’t say English good. Diana：How

在歌剧《Hannibal》的排练中，两位新来的剧团经理，来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱，女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候，突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下，只差一点点就可能砸死她。  在演员们的惊呼之中，伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来"是Phantom干的"。Carlotta又惊又气，拂袖下场，拒绝再唱。  剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太太站出来…

G: Oh,It must be the phantom,

MA: Phantom? I used to think it's only a legend。   What shall we do?

G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty。   For it's phantom's。   And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued。 Or the accidents happened today won't stop。    

MA: That's a bad news。 But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role。  

G: Not very difficult。   Christine can take the place of her。

MA: Christine?

G: Yes。   Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher。     And she sings a wonderful voice。

MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now。 Christine could have a try。  

《Hannibal》的公演时，包箱里坐的子爵Raoul，也是歌剧院新的股东，发现剧里的女主角就是Christine，他年幼时的好朋友。  演出结束以后，Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。  Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴，但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请，因为她的音乐教师，"音乐天使"，对她十分严格。Raoul离开后，Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。    Christine被他牵引着，穿过镜子，仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯，坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池，最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台，里面的布置精制而高贵，但是既陈旧又破烂。  在Phantom的钢琴声里，Christine的音乐课开始了。  

P: I find the one I'm looking for eventually。 A person who can understand my music has appeared。   Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I'm looking for。   Now I'm making effort to practice her to be the best singers。   One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage。

CH: What a man he is。   He always wears a mask。   And I know nothing about him。 His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot。     Maybe he is ugly。 How he looks like?

… …

P: No, I can be sure that you won't be interesting in it。   And you never have chance to see my real appearance。   Oh it's already daybreak。 You should go to the ground。  

Ch: Bye

P: I think we would meet soon。

Some days later

G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried。    

Ma: A serious problem。 The phantom had sent me a letter。

G: what's the content。

MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera。    

G: it doesn't seem so bad as I think。

MA: But Carlotta won't agree。

G: What are you going to do now。  

MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now。   And she will of course make the opera successful。  

G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?

MA: I hope he'd better not。 Now strengthen the guard。     It's all I can do。



在演出中，Christine扮演主角，在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候，Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上，他摇动了吊灯，在众人的震惊之中，硕大的吊灯从天而降。  

吊灯事件后整整六个月，歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。  ，歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了，但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开，Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。  舞会中间，Phantom突然再次出现了，这一次，他打扮成红色死神，并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本，唐徨。  一开始，经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练，再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。  几经商量，他们的计策逐渐成型，但是要用Christine做诱饵。

MA: who are you?

P: there is no need for you to know who I am。     Take it。

MA: what's this。

P: a playbook。

MA: a playbook

P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you。   Listen to me or you will regret。  



After the party

R: what are you looking at manager。  

MA: oh my venerable viscount。 It is just a playbook。

R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is。    

MA: it is…

R: the phantom isn't he。 Only he can do it。

MA: yes viscount。

R: so what are you going to deal with it。  

MA: as you say the story is so strange I don't think it should be performed。  

R: I think it should。   For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried。 And he had killed Carlotta。

MA: you mean that…

R: try to perform the play。     And the phantom would appear the police would catch him。

MA: a good plan。 But…

R: take it easy。   I think it will succeed。

唐徨的首场演出时，整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守，都满心期待着抓到Phantom。  在最后一段压轴歌曲里，Phantom扮成男主角。  后，他甩脱了警察的包围，再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下，穿过水池，来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室，找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人，但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱，于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门，Raoul一路追到了秘室。    

R: where are they had gone。 It seems that they had disappear。

G: What's wrong。 Why are you here, viscount?

R: you should know I lost my way。     I must find my fiancée as soon as I can。 You Mrs。 Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone。   Tell me。

G: (should I tell him what I know, I'm the passenger of phantom but。  ) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don't you。  

R: yes I can swear。 I would take care of her for the whole life。  

G: Ok I feel for Christine so much。   Ok you go down through the door of the mirror。 This is all I can help

R: Thank you so much。

G: be careful young man。    

R: I will dear madam。 My thanks to you again。

Phantom看到Raoul走近，他放下铁条闸门，把Raoul锁在门外，他告诉Christine，如果她肯他走，他就会放Raoul一命，如果Christine不同意，那么他就杀了Raoul。    这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念，决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开，因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他，他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门，警察一拥而进，可是一阵烟雾过后，Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具，人却消失得无影无踪了。    

R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!

P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose。   GO with me and I will release this gentleman。   If you don't this young man will certainly die。  

R: don't listen to him Christine。 Phantom let Christine go you can kill me。 Why don't。   I'm prey for you lust for blood。   You are a demon。

CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one。 You have taught me, and you have changed now。    

P: Cruel。 You say cruel。 Who is cruel? It's me who give you the chance to be the famous actress。   And you have betrayed me。

Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much。   But I loved Raoul。   I will follow him not you。

R: I love her! Show some compassion。

P: shut up。 The world shows no compassion to me。    

Police: viscount。 Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!

We will burst in。  

P: too late to turn back。 You must pay for what you have down to me

CH: not too late my friend。     What you need is others care。

R: either way you choose, my love, he wins。 Forgive me, I can't do as I promise to be with you。  

CH: why torment yourself my friend。   End it。

P: either way you choose, I lose。 Maybe you are right Christine。   Oh see what I have down to you。

P: young man you are free now。   Forget all this and all you have seen。   Take her away。

R: Why。 You set us free。

P: no reason, perhaps。 Christine, listen。 Only you can take my song flight。    

CH: I will。 But what are you going to do。

P: It is over now。 The play has concluded。   There is no phantom in the world from now and forever。  









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Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss! 第四场： （士兵敲门） Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers? Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace. Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her. Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine. Soldier1

自己去看看走遍美国吧，挺好的，也就20多分钟！

五官争功，也达不到八个人呢， 几个人说，另几个人领掌叫好， 分工合作，参考楼上自编自导。