5分钟短剧剧本价格
苏茜茜Q
原贴:青春校园短剧剧本
秋雪的美丽
这个梁祝版本网上有很多视频,可以参照下
第一幕 :祝英台家中
地点:祝英台家中。椅子二把。
人物:英台母(下简称英母),英台父(下简称英父),马公子,管家。
道具:大个的红色礼字、礼品的图片(用作PPT播放)、大折扇一把、三千万折纸、婚约大纸。
音乐:《包青天》大话西游经典乐曲
(英台父气冲冲上场,英台母追上)
英母:他爸,他爸,等等我嘛(拉住英父)
英父(怒气冲冲的转身):再说什么也没有用,咱家英台绝对不能嫁给那个马文才!
英母:人家马公子可是方圆百里的首富,咱家英台嫁给他一定会幸福的。(被英父打断)
英父:我跟你说过多少遍了,现在是改革开放的新时代,女儿的婚事应该由她自己做主……(被场外音打断)
放音乐《包青天》待选择更好的音乐
场外音:聘礼到~
(一个管家模样的人快步走上,手执一个大个的礼字)
管家:我家公子派小人给二老送来这些礼品,不成敬意,还望笑纳。(拿着大大的红色礼字宣读,同时播放礼品PPT)茅台酒一瓶~中华烟一条~钻石首饰一套~肯德基外带全家桶一份~家庭影院一套~正在运输途中~凯迪拉克一辆~正在厂里维修~法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔一座……
英父、英母:啊?
管家:啊,错了错了,是法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔参观券一套~还有西湖龙井/北京烤鸭/十八街麻花/陕西泡馍/东北大锅菜/王志和臭豆腐钦此~~~~
(英母合十,双手毕恭毕敬接过礼单,站在旁边)
英母:老公啊,看看,看看,人家马公子派人送来这么多礼物,咱家英台是非他莫属了……
英父:你一个妇道人家知道什么,这么点小钱儿就要卖姑娘呀,看看马公子那副德行,怎么看怎么像马桶……
英母:这也算是小礼呀,大家看看多大的礼呀(手拿大礼字向观众示意),再说了,你见过人家马公子长什么样吗?
管家:有请我家公子闪亮登场(并退场)
放音乐大话西游经典曲马文才登场
英母:好帅呀!!!
马公子(啪的一声打开折扇):(配舞蹈)不错,在下就是闭月羞花/沉鱼落雁/才高八斗/貌似天仙/玉树临风赛李攀/一枝梨花压淑庆/人送外号上天下地无所不能/美貌与智慧并存、英雄与侠义的化身——马文才是也,小名马帅帅。(掏出一把一角的纸币向空中一撒,作天女散花状)
英母(赶忙迎上去):哎呦~马公子,快快请坐~
英母:老爷,我去取聘礼了!
马公子(慢慢坐下):伯父,不知在下和英台的婚事您是怎么考虑的……
英父:免谈!(怒气冲冲冲地站起来,指着马公子)你知道朝韩局势的近况吗?
马公子:惊愕状……
英父:你知道李刚是谁吗?你知道什么是现在的房价是多少吗?你知道谁是小月月吗?
马公子:惊愕状……
英父:你看看你看看,这么一个什么都不知道的白痴,把英台嫁给他我怎么能放心啊!
马公子:伯父,我……
英父(转身对马公子):你什么你,你除了钱还有什么!
马公子:唱歌()举着写着“三千万的一叠纸”
英父:咔、咔、咔。(手势)我算算一笔账,我一个月工资也就700块,一七得七,二七四十八,三千万、三千万啊,我一辈子也整不了这么多钱啊!!!ACTION!
画外音:英父做了一个艰难的决定。
英父:哎呀,贤胥啊!(推搡马公子)
马公子:伯父,伯父不要着急。若您想要这3千万,您要在这个婚约上签一个字,管家。(管家举着一张写着大个“婚约”字的纸上场,后退下)
马公子:来来来,伯父。
英父:没问题,没问题。
马公子:别说我骗你哦。
(英父签字之后转到一边看婚约)
英父: 哎,你不是说三千万吗?上面只写了300块啊!
马公子:想得美,三千万
英父:啊,你这不是耍我吗。
马公子:你过来抢啊。
(英父与马公子争抢,英父被推倒)
斧头帮这一段?还是直接退下?
第二幕 :梁山伯私塾
画外音:祝英台不满父亲的拜金行为,依然离家出走,这日她来到了梁山伯读书的私塾前
地点:梁山伯念书的私塾。
人物:私塾先生,梁山伯,祝英台,伴读书童
道具:书、卡、名片
音乐:《我是女生》
先生:关关雎鸠,在河之舟~(顺时针摇头晃脑,自我陶醉状,来回走动)
梁山伯(与众书童):(R&B同时身体晃动)关关雎鸠,在河之舟~(逆时针摇头晃脑,自我陶醉状)
先生:山伯,谁叫你用R&B的(打一下山伯的肩膀)
先生:窈窕淑女,君子好逑~ (顺时针摇头晃脑,自我陶醉状,来回走动)
梁山伯(与众书童):(R&B)Oh ,窈窕淑女,君子好逑~YEAH!
播放《我是女生》
先生:山伯,看看外面何人喧哗!(先生扭头走掉,书童撤下)
梁山伯(唱):R&B,有灵魂渴望超度,心灵渴望归宿,而我迫切想要一个媳妇,众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首:(啊!)大姐大妈无数。
祝英台(指着梁山伯):你!
梁山伯:我!
祝英台:哎呦,这是我的名片。(递名片)
梁山伯:咦,用友饭卡!
祝英台:讨厌啦,人家拿错,是这张!
梁山伯(接名片念):祝英台,18岁,未婚,电话号码:3838438
祝英台:讨厌啦,帅哥哥,what is your name?
梁山伯:My name is 梁山伯(拉长音)。英台,相逢不如偶遇,不如我们去喝个小酒!
先生:山伯!!!
梁山伯:先生来了,我们快逃!
第三幕 : 送别
地点:野外。
人物:梁山伯,祝英台
画外音:祝英台跟着梁山伯一起进了私塾,他们一起谈天论地,引吭高歌。但是,所谓天网恢恢,疏而不漏。祝英台的父母和马公子历经千辛万苦终于将祝英台捉拿归案……这一日,祝英台和梁山伯在野外依依惜别。
道具:
音乐:《梁山伯与祝英台》小提琴曲、
《梁山伯与祝英台》小提琴曲,梁山伯与祝英台上台,互相擦眼泪,甩手帕表示哭的泪水多!
梁山伯:英台,送君千里,终有一别,咱们就此别过吧……(抱拳)
祝英台:梁兄,此时此刻,你难道就没什么话要对我说吗?
梁山伯:我……(欲言又止)没有……
祝英台:你,哼!
(蝴蝶飞出,煽动翅膀)
梁山伯:英台,别伤心了,你看,这只蝴蝶翅膀上刻着字呢。
祝英台:你骗我。(仍然不回头)
梁山伯:我念给你听:我是一只小小鸟,爱你可把性命抛。英语日语全不怕,台上台下都叫好。
祝英台:我……爱……英……台……(缓缓地转过头去看着梁山伯)
梁山伯:你问我爱你有多深……月亮代表我的心(作者忘记中间的词了*#%¥……)
祝英台(惊喜地):梁兄,你这话可是当真?
梁山伯(跪下拉着祝英台的手说):曾经有一份真挚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等失去的时候我才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会,我会对那个女孩说:我爱你!如果要我给这三个字加上一个期限,我希望是---------一万年!(要去亲祝英台的手,祝英台躲开了,梁山伯向前倒下!动作要慢)
放音乐《死了都要爱》
祝英台:梁兄,你不要再说了
合唱:树上的鸟儿成双对,碧水青山笑开颜!
梁山伯:英台我要走了!
第四幕: 教堂成亲
地点:教堂。 人物:马文才、管家、神父及随从,祝英台。
画外音:所谓父母之命,媒妁之言,祝英台在极不情愿的情况下被拖入了教堂。
道具:
音乐:婚礼进行曲、
播放:婚礼进行曲
神父及随从、英台马文才及随从上。梁山伯上,被马文才的随从拦住并殴打。
马公子:给我打,往死里打!
英台(哭着说):山伯!
神父:马文才先生,你愿意娶祝英台小姐为妻吗?
马公子:我愿意!(拉住想跑的英台)
神父:祝英台小姐……
祝英台:No,I don’t! (推马公子一下,之后跑下台)
马公子:英台!等等!(追下)
神父(对侍从):他说的什么鸟语?
侍从:I don’t know!
神父上吊自杀配乐《无间道》
画外音:神父因为没听懂新娘的鸟语,自尊心受伤,自杀了
第五幕:梁山伯坟前
地点:梁山伯坟前
人物:祝英台,梁山伯(鬼魂),英母,英父,马公子,神父,侍者数名。
画外音:梁山伯被打后一直卧床不起,终于驾鹤西游了。这一日,祝英台来到梁山伯的坟前……)
道具:两把椅子(神父和梁山伯背坐在椅子上)
音乐:雷声
祝英台:梁兄!你死的好惨哪~(扑在神父的坟头上哭)
神父:这位小姐,你那位梁兄的坟在那边,这是神父的坟
神父:唉,终于到家了!
祝英台:你不早说,浪费我表情!……(赶到另一个坟头扑在坟上哭泣,唱"小白菜"曲调)梁山伯啊,命好苦啊,你怎忍心,离开我啊~梁兄~
画外音:这个时候天空中突然一声炸雷,一道闪电把梁山伯的坟劈开。播放雷声
(梁山伯站了起来)
梁山伯(唱):那次是我不经意的离开
祝英台(唱):成为我这许久不变的悲哀
祝英台与梁山伯对视,互相摸着脸。
祝英台:山伯,你瘦了!
梁山伯:英台,你胖了!马文才家的伙食还好吧。
祝英台:还好啊,就是肥肉有点多!
梁山伯:英台,我们在也不分开了!
祝英台(唱):你是风儿,
梁山伯(唱):我是沙
祝英台(唱):缠缠绵绵
梁山伯(唱):到天涯
祝英台:山伯我想回家了!
梁山伯:我背你吧!
播放猪八戒背媳妇
(转一圈)
音乐过程中,剧组全部人员上台,祝大家新年快乐!
(众人谢幕,剧终)
原贴:短剧剧本
四季豆110
3个人,2分钟?!饿滴神~~~~~~~
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Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
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英语短剧:The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威)
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the
forest.But
now I’m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I’ll dieimmediately. Oh, there’s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)老虎︰ 我是一只伟大的老虎。我很坚强。我很勇敢。我是森林之王。但是我现在很饿。我必须找到某事。吃一次,否则我会立即死掉。哦,还有这儿什么也没有。在这里不算什么,要么。哦,我想休息一下。(睡得好)
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!
狐狸︰ 我是一只狐狸。你可以看到,我漂亮又可爱。我擅长欺骗 0and 说谎。只是现在我骗出一块肉的船员。它是多么的美味!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
老虎︰ 啊,一只狐狸。一顿好饭。啊,一顿好饭。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
狐狸︰ 噢,我的上帝 !我该怎么办?是的我有一个好主意。是的一个好主意。你好 !虎姐 !你好吗?
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want toeat you.
老虎︰ 不太好。我现在很饿了。我想要吃了你。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
狐狸︰ 哦,亲爱的!你怎么敢这样说 !我是森林之王 !我是森林之王 !如果你想要吃我,我会让你死现在。
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
老虎︰ 她是王。她在骗我。我真不敢相信她。我是森林的这儿之王。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.
狐狸︰ 如果你不相信我,只是跟着我,看看谁是森林之王
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
老虎︰ 好。我们走吧。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It’s toohard. I can’t pull itout.
兔子︰ 我是一只兔子。我喜欢吃萝卜。啊,一个大萝卜。哦!太难了。我不能把它拔。
Bird: I’m a bird.
鸟︰ 我是一只鸟。
Rabbit: Hi!
兔子︰ 嗨 !
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?
鸟︰ 嗨 !在这儿干吗,兔子小姐?我可以帮你吗?
Rabbit: Yes, please.
兔子︰ 是的请。
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?
青蛙︰ 我是一只青蛙。你好 !你在这里干什么?你需要什么?
: Yes, come on!
︰ 是啊,来吧!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
青蛙︰ Ok !我来了 !
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?
熊︰ 我是一只大棕熊。你好,每个人 !你在这里干什么?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it
out.Please
come and help us.R、 B & F︰ 来吧 !加油! !你是如此强大。请到这里来。还有一个大萝卜。我们正在拔。请过来帮我们。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
熊︰ Ok !我来了。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
狐狸︰ 你好,熊 !
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
熊︰ 嗨,狐狸。哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
狐狸︰ 你好,青蛙 !
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
青蛙︰ 嗨,狐狸。哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
狐狸︰ 你好,鸟 !
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
鸟︰ 嗨,狐狸。哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
狐狸︰ 你好,兔子 !
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
兔︰ 嗨,狐狸。哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!
狐狸︰ 老虎,现在,你看到。他们是如此害怕 !他们都跑开了 !
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That’s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正确的。它是真实的。非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。那就算了。我会跑掉。他是国王。他是国王。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.
狐狸︰哇 !还有一个大萝卜。现在,萝卜是属于我的。
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