穿越与反穿越
清代短篇志怪小说
flyfish2012
当然是《聊斋志异》,它里面有传奇、志怪、轶事等,诸体兼备,为中国文言小说集大成之作。内容十分广泛,多谈狐、魔、花、妖,以此来概括当时的社会关系,反映了17世纪中国的社会面貌。
xuxiaola01
《聊斋志异》是一部具有独特思想风貌和艺术风貌的文言短篇小说集。多数小说是通过幻想的形式谈狐说鬼,但内容却深深地扎根于现实生活的土壤之中,曲折地反映了蒲松龄所生活的时代的社会矛盾和人民的思想愿望,熔铸进了作家对生活的独特的感受和认识。
Miss Ma
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似;类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
英语笑话(一)
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话(二)
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话(三)
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话(四)my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话(六)The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话(七)Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话(八)Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人?
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”
英语笑话(九)The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话(十)One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:“各位,你们猜怎么啦?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤地说:“看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一个引擎,我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
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Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子:“有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?” 一个女生举手答道,“是不是去取他的存款?”
[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外,还有“河岸”的意思。
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了吗?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.
“I want‘yes’or‘no,’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no,’”mildly responded the witness.
“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.
“Oh,” said the witness,“answer this then:“Have you ceased beating your wife?”
这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。
有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’,”辩护律师怒喝道: “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”
“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。
“不存在这样的问题!”律师厉声打断他。
“噢,”证人说:“那么请你回答这个问题:“你停止打你老婆了吗?”
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老师:请说说看。
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?
体育老师:孩子们,你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Nick: Yes,sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
尼克:见过,老师,经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢!
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
老师:那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick: Oh,sorry,sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
尼克:啊,对不起,老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”(
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原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
哈娜
茹志鹃的短篇创作十分注重构思的精巧。她往往是根据自己对生活的独特感受,提炼出一两件具有象征意义的事物作媒介,展开对人物的心灵历程的描写。如《百合花》中的新被子,《高高的白杨树》中的白杨树,里程中的大石头,《如愿》中的大苹果和小绒,《戊春暖时节》中的清水虾等,既是人物思想感情的寄托,又是作者展开描写的凭借,它们在作品中反复出现,很巧妙地把全篇各部分的内容贯串起来,构成一个艺术的整体。她的不少成功之作,凭借这些象征性事物,将理、事、情统一于一体,使作品充满着诗意和哲理,产生了很强的艺术魅力。
茹志鹃独特艺术风格的形成,与她在创作上坚持写自己最熟悉的生活和有意发挥自己的艺术特长有很大的关系。她那些细腻描写劳动妇女生活命运变化和展现她们瑰丽多彩内心世界的短篇小说,是别的作家的作品无法代替的,因而给现代文学园地增添了新的色彩。
路路的幸福路
肯定是《聊斋志异》啊,全书有短篇小说491 篇。题材非常广泛,内容极其丰富。多数作品通过谈狐说鬼的手法,对当时社会的腐败、黑暗进行了有力批判,在一定程度上揭露了社会矛盾,表达了人民的愿望。
Miss-aiko
我国古代最杰出的文言文短篇志怪小说是谁
解答:干宝 搜神记
《搜神记》是一部记录古代民间传说中神奇怪异故事的小说集,作者是东晋的史学家干宝。其中的大部分故事在一定程度上反映了古代人民的思想感情。它是集我国古代神话传说之大成的著作,搜集了古代的神异故事共四百一十多篇,开创了我国古代神话小说的先河。
作者简介
干宝(?~336年),字令升,祖籍河南新蔡。明天启海盐县图经云:“父莹,仕吴,任立节都尉,南迁定居海盐,干宝遂为海盐人”。又云:“干莹墓在澉浦青山房。”明董谷碧里杂存云:“干宝……海盐人也。按武原古志云,其墓在县西南四十里,今海宁灵泉乡。真如寺乃其宅基,载在县志,盖古地属海盐也。”据史料记载,自西晋永嘉元年(307年),干宝初仕盐官州别驾(刺史的从吏官),后因刘聪、石勒之乱,西晋亡,东晋立,南北对峙,干宝举家迁至灵泉乡(今海宁黄湾五丰村与海盐澉浦六忠村的交界处)。永嘉四年(310年),父卒,葬澉浦青山之阳,干宝为父守孝。至三世时,迁至梅园(今海盐通元),自此,海盐成为干氏子孙繁衍的居住地。
名称由来
晋书·干宝传说他有感于生死之事,“遂撰集古今神祗灵异人物变化,名为《搜神记》。”
内容
《搜神记》为东晋初年史学家干宝编撰,全书凡二十卷,共有大小故事454个。作者在自序中称,“及其著述,亦足以发明神道之不诬也。”就是想通过搜集前人著述及传说故事,证明鬼神确实存在。故《搜神记》所叙多为神灵怪异之事,也有不少民间传说和神话故事,主角有鬼,也有妖怪和神仙,杂糅佛道。文章设想奇幻,极富浪漫主义色彩。“鬼神信仰”在中国有悠久的传统,它与山川祭祀、祖先祭祀并列。自商周以来,历代帝王无不亲登祭坛祭祀,而记载神鬼传说的典籍。除《楚辞》、《淮南子》外,《搜神记》称得上其中的集大成者。从这个意义上来说。本书为我们保留了不少珍贵的材料,是后人研究中国古代民间传说及神话不可多得的收藏珍本。标注读音,文中生僻字词标注,读音,让读者无查阅之苦。增加译文,让文字变得通俗易懂,易于为读者接爱。图文并茂,一百余幅古代珍稀版画,营造情境和氛围。
《搜神记》原本已散,今本系后人缀辑增益而成,20卷,共有大小故事454个。所记多为神灵怪异之事,也有一部分属于民间传说。其中干将莫邪、李寄、韩凭夫妇、吴王小女、董永等,暴露统治阶级的残酷,歌颂反抗者的斗争,常为后人称引。
故事大多篇幅短小,情节简单,设想奇幻,极富于浪漫主义色彩。后有托名陶潜的《搜神后记》10卷和宋代章炳文的搜神秘览上下卷,都是《搜神记》的仿制品。《搜神记》对后世影响深远,如唐代传奇故事,蒲松龄的《聊斋志异》,神话戏《天仙配》及后世的许多小说、戏曲,都和它有着密切的联系。
《搜神记》内容十分丰富,有神仙术士的变幻,有精灵物怪的神异,有妖祥卜梦的感应,有佛道信仰的因果报应,还有人神、人鬼的交通恋爱,等等。其中保留了相当一部分西汉传下来的历史神话传说和魏晋时期的民间故事,优美动人,深受人们喜爱。神话,如卷十四的"盘瓠神话",是关于古时蛮族始祖起源的猜测;"蚕马神话"是有关蚕丝生产的神话。历史传说,如卷十一"干将莫邪"讲述的复仇故事;卷十六紫玉传说,讲吴王小女的生死爱情。民间故事,如卷十一"东海孝妇",讲孝妇周青蒙冤的故事;韩凭夫妇的传说则歌颂了忠贞不渝的爱情;卷一仙女下嫁董永的故事也是如此。这些故事是《搜神记》的精华所在,历代长传而不衰。
wangdaxian
山市选自文言(短篇)小说集(《聊斋志异》),作者是(清)代著名的文学家(蒲松龄),字留仙,世称“(聊斋先生)”
山市
作者:蒲松龄 (明代)
奂山山市,邑八景之一也,然数年恒不一见。孙公子禹年与同人饮楼上,
忽见山头有孤塔耸起,高插青冥,相顾惊疑,念近中无此禅院。
无何,见宫殿数十所,碧瓦飞甍,始悟为山市。
未几,高垣睥睨,连亘六七里,居然城郭矣。
中有楼若者,堂若者,坊若者,历历在目,
以亿万计。忽大风起,尘气莽莽然,城市依稀而已。
既而风定天清,一切乌有,惟危楼一座,直接霄汉。
楼五架,窗扉皆洞开;一行有五点明处,楼外天也。
层层指数,楼愈高,则明渐少。数至八层,
裁如星点。又其上,则黯然缥缈,不可计其层次矣。
而楼上人往来屑屑,或凭或立,不一状。逾时,
楼渐低,可见其顶;又渐如常楼;又渐如高舍;
倏忽如拳如豆,遂不可见。又闻有早行者,见山上人烟市肆,
与世无别,故又名"鬼市"云。
以梦为豚
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my0237
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你喜欢女主淡定的啊~我喜欢女主聪明狡猾的,呵呵~
这些是我最近喜欢的睡得好吗老婆狡猾无法自拔肉包子相公娘子且容情恶女硬上轿系列贼窝一家亲系列皇帝的刁蛮妃越毒越甜蜜师兄别寂寞另外古灵的所有小说都非常好看,很多女主都很有个性的~呵呵!~看的书也不多,希望你也喜欢~
原贴:短篇言情小说,短篇的~~
liberal
原贴:短篇言情小说,短篇的~~
小番茄走天涯
原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
我是谁
原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
James_cooper97
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nabikiy2
应该是《聊斋志异》,书中情节离奇曲折,但又简洁,幻化形象刻划得独具特色。虽为文言,但凝练之外又极形象传神,富有表现力,而且语言利落直观明了。