高老头剧本英文台词

当初高中的时候大家都是找到中文剧本或课本自己翻译，那才显得有意思！没有太多复杂的词语，基本都能听明白，然后有些时候翻译 的有意思的 大家就哄堂大笑。 推荐剧本：愚公移山等中文课本的（大家都知道的才好）。

其实你可以自己在百度上搜索的啊! 我上次就查到了.

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>男孩和他的树a long ago,there was a huge apple tree。 a little boy love to come and play around it everyday。  he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him。    time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday。   one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked。   "come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy 。   "i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore。"the boy replied, "i want toys。  i need money to buy them。  " "sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them。 so,you will have money。  "the boy was so excited 。  he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily。the boy never came back after he picked the apples。  the tree was sad。 one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited。   "come and play with me ,"the tree said。   "i don't have time to play。i have to work for my family。we need a house for shelter。can you help me?" "sorry,but i don't have a house 。    but you can chop off my branches to build your house。"so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily。   the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then。   the tree was again lonely and sad。   one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted。 "come and play with me !"the tree said。     "i am sad and getting old。iwant to go sailing to relax myself。can you give a boat?" "use my truck to build your boat。  you can sail faraway and be happy。  " so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat 。he went sailing and never showed up for a long time。   finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years。   "sorry,my boy。but i don't have anything for you anymore。  no more apples for for you…“the tree said。 "i don't have teeth to bite。"the boy replied。   "no more truck foe you to climb on。  " "i am too old for that now。"the boy said。 "i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots。    "the tree said with tears。 "i don't need much now,just a place to rest。i am tired after all these year" the boy replied。   "good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest。   come,come sit down with me and rest。  "the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…… this is a story of everyone。 the tree is our parent。     when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad…… when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble。     no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy。   you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent。  tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity。    。

网上找！

http://music.yahoo.com.cn/mp3list.php?cat=%CF%E0%C9%F9%D0%A1%C6%B7&source=ysearch_music_hp_humor 最下面你下载吧

http://music.yahoo.com.cn/search.html?p=%B4%F2%B9%A4%C6%E6%D3%F6&mimetype=all&source=ysearch_music_songlist_humor 可以在线听

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威尼斯商人 ,我非常赞成

《睡美人》

建议看看威尼斯商人 不是童话不过很好 很多校园演都曾选过

Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看

大学英语上有一个小剧本，挺短的，貌似不是很难

笨，射手啊