破镜重圆类小说短篇

穿越与反穿越

卫斯理系列

你可以买《推理》杂志看，里面还是蛮多的

《微微一笑很倾城》比较少，最主要是一点也不虐。全是让人笑的情节

于晴《闲云公子》，典心《画眉》，《龙王》，《睡睡平安》，《金玉满堂》，

岛田庄司的《占星术杀人魔法》、《异邦骑士》。奎因的《X的悲剧》。言恍的《七宗罪》。杜撰的纯属杜撰

布郎神父探案集。

一路诗意 文 心语雨心

香樟树香，玲珑月明。

夜晚，将近九点，从自习室独自漫步回寝室，途经一段不短也不长的樟树大道。今年的春天，来得很晚，天，一直阴沉着脸，最近几天，才开始放晴。樟树花极力汲取春天里柔和阳光的精华，促成自己在4月底的开放，抓住这迟来又即将逝去的春天，开出朵朵小小的白色小花瓣，散发出属于自己那独特的清香，弥漫着整个校园。

一个难得的晴朗的夜晚，明月高悬在空中，像大地铺洒着透明的亮黄色，温和地斜射在地面的每一个袒露在它怀抱下的物体上，像是赋予他们以独立的灵魂。在地面上，斑驳的影子依稀可见。或许，这些影子就是它们的灵魂，它们在月亮的照耀下，在微风地吹拂下，婀娜地扭动着自己的身躯，此刻地它们是灵动的，它们在影子中寻找自己存在的印迹，认真地审视着自己，宛如一个美少女在镜子面前端详着自己在镜子里的容貌，久久地，似乎为自己而倾倒。

风轻轻地拂过脸颊，送来阵阵香樟清香。立下来，深深地呼吸一口这奇特的清香，体验着这夜的寂静，感受着透身的凉意，倾听着风路过时的脚步声，我告诉自己，此刻的我，活在醉人的诗意里。

在这里，我可以忘掉我自己，想象着把自己幻化在拂面的春风里，柔和在透明的月色里，抑或，变成一株小小的香樟花，在路人的记忆里，留下一段清香。

刚开始发现，这段路只有我一个人，除了风声，就只剩下我的脚步声。路旁的两排白色的路灯发出白色的光芒，与月亮一起调和着这动人的夜色。看着自己斜映在地面上的拉长了的影子，突然感动了。影子，这个最忠实的伙伴，从来不会离开你，时时刻刻地伴随着你，而人，往往在身心寂寞的时候，才能感觉得到它的存在，心灵从中得到一丝慰藉，或许，这就是影子存在的意义，它让任何人任何物都不是孤独地活在这个世界上，一直默默地坚守在它们的主人的身边。突然，想问问影子，它自己可曾觉得寂寞过？

我慢慢地走着，尽享这段属于夜色和我的片刻的宁静。后来，前面不远处传来女孩子们的笑声以及她们的跑步声，她们与我擦肩而过，这让我想起了今天在看的那本小说的女主人公为减肥每晚坚持跑步的场面，这又使我的思维沉浸到那部小说里。接着迎面来了一对竞走的中年夫妇，或许，这就叫做人生的惬意，不禁使我想起，那个曾经陪我在夜晚竞走的男孩，能不能在我们渐渐老去的时候，还能拥有这般惬意的画面。没过一会，在道路的右侧的小道上，走着一对情侣，男孩用手轻轻地搭在女孩的肩上，像是呵护自己梦中的天使，他们肩并肩，轻踩着樟树的影子，闻着花香，漫步在童话般的夜色里。

踏着一路的诗意，不知不觉，已悄然来到寝室门口。再留恋地回头看看充满月色的天空，今晚的月亮，是圆的。

席娟的《花龙戏凤》和《皇上说的是》~~~

叶迷的《十里红妆》

推荐 : 第7个读者 - 主角在大学校园里的事

心理罪-画像 主角在上研究生时的事

心理罪-教化场

着3部我感觉都不错 楼主可以看看

呵呵，我看过不少。

人间冰器

隐杀

黑榜

人形凶器

杀手神话之千面妖狐

超级杀手在都市

医者杀心

杀手房客俏佳人

杀手特种兵

杀手巅峰

乱世枭雄 记住，如果说长篇杀手小说的话，人间冰器必看。

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:

(1) inform v.告诉

(2) nest n.窝；巢

(3) description n.描述

(4) encourage v.鼓励

(5) resemble v. 相似；类似

18.鸟窝与头发

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:

(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

A Woman Who Fell

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

摔倒的女人

上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”

英语笑话（一）

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。

英语笑话（二）

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

英语笑话（三）

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

给我那个打赢的吧

-- 服务员，

这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."

忠告“年轻者”

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，

千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

英语笑话（八）Which woman?

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

哪一位女人？

一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”

英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

医生住在楼下

“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。

“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”

英语笑话（十）One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

只剩一个引擎

一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

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Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"

逻辑推理

小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？”

[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。

Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你老婆了吗?

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses．

One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations．

“I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point！”

“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness．

“There are not！” snapped the lawyer．

“Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife？”

这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。

有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。

“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”

“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。

“不存在这样的问题！”律师厉声打断他。

“噢，”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗？”

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？

体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？

Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢！

Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”(

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江户川乱步的推理小说；

金田一系列的也凑合

我遇到过复制别人答案的人这样的情况让我非常愤怒这么喜欢复制别人的回答么？这样很有意思么？我不知道！但是我希望我下面的回答不会再有人复制了！ 我也遇到过说我推荐的书是排行榜上的我重新申述一次，这些书绝对不是排行榜上的也许有些好书上过排行榜但是这不是我在排行榜上复制的！ 因为我喜欢看完结的书，所以这些书大都是完结了的但是有几本也是没完结的只是我看写的很好就收藏起来慢慢看了这些书我会在看完的时候去重新找些没看过的收藏着慢慢看 你喜欢的话可以到

。。。。。有个女主不淡定的。。。。

行么。。。

我觉得这个蛮好看的~

喜欢就收吧~

不喜欢删了也好~

叫做 竹马不青梅

绿痕的地字六号房天字二号房天字一号房

你喜欢女主淡定的啊~我喜欢女主聪明狡猾的，呵呵~

这些是我最近喜欢的睡得好吗老婆狡猾无法自拔肉包子相公娘子且容情恶女硬上轿系列贼窝一家亲系列皇帝的刁蛮妃越毒越甜蜜师兄别寂寞另外古灵的所有小说都非常好看，很多女主都很有个性的~呵呵！~看的书也不多，希望你也喜欢~

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