穿越与反穿越
短篇微小说6年级
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锦色古风原创微小说大赛第一季【优秀奖】作品
青龙与朱雀二神势成水火,每次见面都风云变色。终有一日二者于凌霄殿前大打出手,致天颜大怒贬入凡间,令五百年不得重返天界。
“真麻烦,谈个恋爱还得这么大费周章。”茶摊上,红衣少女抬头看天,嘟囔了句。
“这样也挺好不是,来,张嘴。”青衫男子微微一笑,拿起一块点心便喂进了她嘴里。(文/紫华枫月)
“这一生,你为他机关算尽,步步为营,可他君临天下之日却是你亡命之时。到现在,你,可曾后悔过?”
“不曾。”
“你,简直愚不可及。”男子气得甩袖离去。
“怎么会后悔呢?伯庸,他答应过我,若他登上那至尊之位,定会护你一世无虞,为了你,我岂能悔。”女子望着男子离去的身影低声喃喃。
不知君心深至此,却叹枉为负心人。(文/空氏人终不归)
花甲之年,他退位颐养天年。她一生与他共风雨,老来亦朝夕相对。
她依旧貌若二八,两人赌书泼茶,琴棋书画。他笑叹,自古红颜多舛,为何你一直不老。
直至他殡天,宫里传出异说,先帝晚年,常对着空气自说自话。
他看到的她,不过是方士招来的魂魄。多年前,她死于敌人剑下,从此在他心底,永不老去。(文/微观世界)
说书人在茶馆说着前朝的风流,当说到前朝小公主时一脸的无奈,叹道:小公主为人狂傲,爱耍小聪明,却有点缺心眼。夜半,说书人沽酒回家。路上一粉衣女子一脸愤怒地拦住他,“你今日为何要如此毁我的名声?”
说书人笑道:“不如此,你又怎会回来寻我!”(文/兮子归)
只有在她面前,他这个习惯了舞刀弄枪的大将军才会学着那些个文弱书生,拿起折扇,装摸作样地吟上一两首酸诗。直至那日他掀起她的大红盖头,看她笑靥如花。
“傻子,我倒喜欢你面对敌军的英勇样子,学他们作甚?”
自然是以为你会喜欢……(文/枼耶耶ss)
奈何桥上,他态度强硬,绝不喝孟婆汤,隐于红袍中的孟婆轻叹:“你这又是何苦?”
他眼神一黯道:“我只想跟她解释那天我有去找她,可出了差错,并非负她……”
“可这茫茫鬼海你如何识别她?”
“她右肩上的箭伤因我而得,我绝不会忘!”孟婆不语,让鬼差强行给他灌下孟婆汤,低语道:“错过就是错过了……”
微风轻拂,吹开孟婆艳红的袍子,只见她右肩上的箭疤触目惊心……(文/ 游贵英)
书生的竹屋旁有一个小花妖。
小花妖见书生喜欢作画,便每晚也拿了案上朱笔在他的面上、脖颈、手心胡乱涂抹。到白日变回一株小花儿,看书生气急又茫然地洗掉。
那一晚,小花妖睡过了头,清晨时,却见书生红着脸有些慌张地走过来,蹲下身子,对她小声说道,你继续画呀,我,我以后不洗就是了。(文/说书人)
多年之后,他功成名就归至故里。小院中,昔日明眸巧盼的女子容颜渐去,身旁亦有了良人与儿女。他眷恋地看了许久,终是只留了离乡时她赠他的短笛。
她送邻家大哥至院外,看到篱下的笛,无声跌坐,小女儿依着她,娘,爹会回来的。她拥紧女儿,刹那泣不成声。岁月蹉跎了人意,错过亦成过错。(文/妖妖凝12580)
世上有一道咒,曰情。中咒者魂魄入画,万劫不复。
他缓缓展开尘封的纸卷,画中女子姿容映月,娉娉婷婷。他欢喜极了她,却求而不得,便挥毫泼墨,描摹下她的容颜,施了情咒,将她永生永世锁于他身旁。
然而某个角落,一支昏暗的烛边,如她一般容貌的素服姑娘,竟轻柔地抚着面前他的画像。他神情温和,正缓缓铺开一张画卷,就此定格。(文/林醉)
“那和尚,等等我。”
他转过头来,无奈地笑了,“我做和尚是为了谁?”
“嘿嘿……”她只看着他傻笑,上前一步,一把搀住他的胳膊,“快走,不然你太守爹发现你是假和尚,还得把你抓回去。”
“嗯,我的傻姑娘。”
羊肠小道上,两人牵着手渐行渐远。(文/妹喜)
他上山采药,却从毒蛛口下救下了小小的她。他认出她是具有灵性的药材——肉芝。起了善心,他放她归山。 后来他们再见多次,均是在集市上,每次他将她买回放生,她都会再踏尘世。 第六次放生,她在笼中道:“我只是想在见你,却总是被抓……” 他微微一笑,提溜着笼子回家去了。
小ooo
微小说或者短篇这些小说,我劝你还是别想投给网站了。目前的文学网站还没有主要经营短篇 ,你发短篇小说在文学网站那就铁定的扑街了。
你可以尝试投给杂志,你可以百度一下,写手之家,红榜,天使领域。这三个都是比较靠谱的征文论坛。写手之家会对每个杂志的征稿经行补充,天使领域会对杂志好坏与否进行区分,红榜有很多征文任务。
你可以在这些论坛里找到适合自己的,写手之家和天使领域的杂志征文都比较详细,红榜的征文任务这个就不清楚了。。。。。。。。。。。
如果不求利益的话,只当是抒发自己的感情,随手写的随笔之类的文章,我觉得还是发在一些自己常去的论坛社区。
杜自旅行
你可以搜搜作者希行,她的基本是古代穿越的,不过是女主的。文笔很好很符合你说的有点
虐,但结局都很完美。还有李歆的,不过我感觉她的比希行的虐多了。还有桩桩的有几部也很好看。现在男主的古代言情很少了,大多是仙侠玄幻的。
Miss Ma
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似;类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
英语笑话(一)
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话(二)
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话(三)
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话(四)my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话(六)The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话(七)Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话(八)Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人?
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”
英语笑话(九)The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话(十)One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:“各位,你们猜怎么啦?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤地说:“看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一个引擎,我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
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Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子:“有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?” 一个女生举手答道,“是不是去取他的存款?”
[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外,还有“河岸”的意思。
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了吗?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.
“I want‘yes’or‘no,’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no,’”mildly responded the witness.
“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.
“Oh,” said the witness,“answer this then:“Have you ceased beating your wife?”
这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。
有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’,”辩护律师怒喝道: “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”
“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。
“不存在这样的问题!”律师厉声打断他。
“噢,”证人说:“那么请你回答这个问题:“你停止打你老婆了吗?”
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老师:请说说看。
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?
体育老师:孩子们,你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Nick: Yes,sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
尼克:见过,老师,经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢!
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
老师:那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick: Oh,sorry,sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
尼克:啊,对不起,老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”(
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原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
juventeda
刚刚从英国回
来的三个美女,因为父亲强逼的
关系就入读了韵思圣学校。来到
学校的第一天就遇见了学校传说
中的四大校草,还和他们杠上了
。四校草的霸道和三大美女的拽
行,一定会引起很多的有趣事情
。因为被四大校草给盯上了,所
以惹毛了现任的四大校花。最后
决定来比划一场定生死,不知道
美女对校花的决斗会引起多少的
轩然问题了。学校的保安队什么
时候会出场呢,N多有趣的事情就
要从这个时间展开了。
原贴:短篇青春校园微小说
my0237
绿痕的地字六号房天字二号房天字一号房
你喜欢女主淡定的啊~我喜欢女主聪明狡猾的,呵呵~
这些是我最近喜欢的睡得好吗老婆狡猾无法自拔肉包子相公娘子且容情恶女硬上轿系列贼窝一家亲系列皇帝的刁蛮妃越毒越甜蜜师兄别寂寞另外古灵的所有小说都非常好看,很多女主都很有个性的~呵呵!~看的书也不多,希望你也喜欢~
原贴:短篇言情小说,短篇的~~
dmax
原贴:短篇青春校园微小说
liberal
原贴:短篇言情小说,短篇的~~
小番茄走天涯
原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
我是谁
原贴:求短篇笑话或短篇故事。
flyingtiger
大雁南飞雁
校园:痞女之化蛹成蝶《恶魔少爷别吻我》(这个不知道虐不虐,但很好看)古代:《腹黑王爷的绝色弃妃》现代(非校园):《爱你是情难自禁》这个真心虐~这些虽然不是短篇的,但是很好看~还有一个文,短篇的,但不是校园的,很虐:如果你死了,我会用全世界陪葬希望对你有帮助~
原贴:虐心校园爱情短篇微小说?
shannonxz
修罗悟空
纠小结
原贴:虐心校园爱情短篇微小说
kongyue
Jeep飞鸟
7138
q í .
原贴:短篇名著或散文(短篇的)
qfan2
银烛秋光冷画屏,轻罗小扇扑流萤。
春色满园关不住,一枝红杏出墙来。
谁言寸草心,报得三春晖。
不识庐山真面目,只缘身在此山中。
柴门闻犬吠,风雪夜归人。
湖光秋月两相和,潭面无风镜未磨。
桃花潭水深千尺,不及汪伦送我情。
晴川历历汉阳树,芳草萋萋鹦鹉洲。
little_beanbear
明月松间照,清泉石上流。
残云收夏暑,新雨带秋岚。
山回路转不见君,雪上空留马行处。
青箬笠,绿蓑衣,斜风细雨不须归。
昨夜西风凋碧树,独上高楼,望尽天涯路。
海内存知己,天涯若比邻。
鸣笙起秋风,置酒飞冬雪。
人皆苦炎热,我爱夏日长。