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当初高中的时候大家都是找到中文剧本或课本自己翻译，那才显得有意思！没有太多复杂的词语，基本都能听明白，然后有些时候翻译 的有意思的 大家就哄堂大笑。 推荐剧本：愚公移山等中文课本的（大家都知道的才好）。
原贴：英文短剧剧本
人文的猫咪
the story of snow white narrator: it is a cold winter day. a baby! her name is snow white. she is very beautiful. everybody loves her. the animals love her, too. the queen loves her. but the queen dies. a new queen comes. she is beautiful, but bad. she has a magic mirror. 第一幕：白雪公主出场，在花园唱歌跳舞，十分快乐，然后离
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们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong。
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood。 she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me 。all this i donot care。 i only want she to be tender than me。 but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。 她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”。
l:ok。my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly。 you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing。 i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son。 i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law。
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me。 look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you。 i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to。
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market。 he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him。 (下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself。
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone。 i have to cook for my mother and myself。
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless。 lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month。 we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you。 you take the money and i take the bride。
b:have you got any experience?
j:no。 but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree。
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby。 i’ll go and fetch the medicine。 (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)。
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong。
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood。 she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me 。all this i donot care。 i only want she to be tender than me。 but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。 她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”。
l:ok。my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly。 you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing。 i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son。 i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law。
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me。 look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you。 i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to。
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market。 he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him。 (下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself。
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone。 i have to cook for my mother and myself。
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless。 lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month。 we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you。 you take the money and i take the bride。
b:have you got any experience?
j:no。 but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree。
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby。 i’ll go and fetch the medicine。 (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)。
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11月26日 13:56 去找英文儿童读物，儿童故事可以做主题。 how about Alibaba And 40 Thieves Simple and easy, and familiar to students. The most important, many students can enjoin on the stage.
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小红帽英文小剧本 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
原贴：推荐英文短剧剧本
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1。人物: Alex 和 Bob 地点:学生宿舍 Flushing the Toilet冲厕所 A: Oh my god, what a stinky smell! Who didn't flush the toilet? 天啊,这么臭气熏天啊? 谁没冲厕所呀? B: (reading a book silently)(静静地看书) A: Bob, is that you again? Bob, 又是你干的好事? B: what? what about me? 什么? 我又怎么了? A: You didn't flush the toilet。 你用了厕所没冲! B: I did。 我冲了。 A: No。 you didn't。 The stinky smell is unbearable。 你没有! 这臭气熏天,简直无法忍受。 How could you sit here quietly and read your book as if nothing had happened? 你怎么还可以在这静静地看书,好象啥事都没有。 ? B: I didn't smell anything。 我没觉得臭呀。 A: I am sure it's you。 How could you not smell anything。 Go flush the toilet now! 那一定是你干的。 怎么可能什么都闻不到? 快去冲厕所! B: I remember I did flush it。 (He went to the bathroom to flush the toilet。 ) 我记得我是冲了。(他走进厕所,冲洗马桶) A: Don't you ever do that again。 That's barbarian。 我警告你以后别再这样啊。 那是非常不文明的行为。 B: well, I'll try to remember。 ( Bob is eating some cookies now。) 嗯,我尽量记住。 ( Bob 拿起些饼干在吃) A: Did you wash your hands after you flush the toilet? 你冲完厕所有没有洗手呀? B: Do I have to? 要洗手吗? A: Oh my god! I think I need to change the room right now。 。 天啊! 我还是换间寝室好了。 The end 剧终 2。Greeting On his way to the bethhouse, a boy student bumped into a female classmate。 He felt that he should say something to her but couldn't seem to figure out anything to say。 Out of the blue, he asked, "Was it crowded in the bethhouse?" 一个男生去洗澡的路上碰到同班的一个女生,觉得应当打个招呼,可又似乎没什么话好说的,却冒出一句:澡堂里人多吗? 她说， There is nobody now!。 。
原贴：英语短剧
随性
其实演讲可以换成个小型的辩论会，绝对多过三分钟。如果一定要“表演”，选个熟悉的经典的英文名著，改编其中的一段故事，弄成一个小短剧也行。我只熟悉莎士比亚的麦克白，还有那些大家都知道的童话故事。额，如果一定要原创的，也可以帮忙哦，只不过需要个主题。 虽然很希望能帮到你，但是前提是，你还没放弃这个问题。
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