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Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company。 This day they are talking in the office。  Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case。   It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week。  Wing: Me too 。I always get so busy in this season。 I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake。    Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much。 What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion。    Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right。     Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown。   I miss German food!Ca: so do I 。how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before。     Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices。    Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checseCi: They all sound yummy。   But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing&Ca: NoCi: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted 。    Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time。  Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me 。  what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together。   I will teach you how to cook it。Ca: Great! That is fantastic。   Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplingsWing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work。    Ci: Sure。We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger。(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you are 。    what s next?Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together 。be careful ,don’t add too much water。  Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly。  it is becoming and softerWing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it 。    shall I blend them?CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well。 A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too。  (an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared 。  lets start!CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown。  Look, what are these?Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine。  Wing: God。   Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready。    Ca: So it is a complete big meal。Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life。 Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!。

阿甘正传的片断 FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd

A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded sold

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 本文来自:恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com)详细出处参考： http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不

Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧：方彦龙 Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H Part 1:In 杨白劳’home 旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……） 喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this f

《项链》英文剧本 Necklace The girl was one of those pretty and charming young creatures who sometimes are born, as if by a slip of fate, into a family of clerks. She had no dowry, no expectations, no way of being known, understood, loved, married by any rich and distinguished man; so she let herself be marr

“哦——!”怎么回事?为什么五(1)班教师这么热闹?原来，老师布置给了大家一个作业，让大家在周末拍一张照片，谁的最新奇，谁的就最好!同学们个个摩拳擦掌，兴奋不已。 星期六，小番茄同学拿着他的相机，在大街上走着。边走边想：老师说要新奇，那么我就拍一张……一张滑稽的照片吧!可是……哪里有机会拍呢……“嘿嘿，小猴，翻跟斗!翻跟斗!……”不远处的一个院子里，有许多人在看小猴的表演，这时，小番茄眼前一亮：“耍猴不是很滑稽吗?说不定还有一些意外的收获呢!”于是，他一蹦一跳地跑了过去，正巧这时大家被小猴逗得哈哈大笑，而小猴也兴致正高，走钢丝走完了，又翻起了跟斗，这会儿又在转手帕……小番茄也跟着大家一起鼓掌

前台小姐：“hello?” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 老外：“can you speak English? ” 前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 老外：“can anybody else speak English? ” 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heave

绝对是搞笑英语剧本: Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office. Ca: Bingo!du I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week. Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee

旁白:Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming! (情景一:猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍)(加快乐的音乐 ) M: babies, Come on! Pp:Here we come! M: Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your

On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ... 六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home? 喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊? B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so

穷开心：别人开心是真开心，我开心真是穷开心，不管三七二十一，开心茶馆寻开心，准开心，你说是不是！。 观众：是。 二、情景表演部份 穷开心手拿一张假百元钞票独白：你说人倒霉来，盐罐生咀，喝水塞牙，放屁伤人，走路扭脚，什么时候混进了一张假币幺冻冻（100）。 穷开心用手掌打了一下自己的脸骂：白睁着一双金鱼豹眼。 穷开心露出狡诈的笑容：道高一尺，魔高一丈，有法子了。 老开心上，老开心站在服务台上笑脸迎接穷开心，穷开心坐在茶桌上，跷起二郎腿。 老开心：小妹上茶。 穷开心：上最好的碧螺春，外加一盘开心果。 小开心端着茶水上：老板，开心茶馆，喝碧螺春，嚼开心果，开开心心，今天开心明天开心天天开心月月开心年

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you wan

Aside: You can't see your hand in front of you in one at night, pitch-dark forest have one one black little girl running alarmed of clothing. (princess appears on the stage , the black clothing runs and encloses ) she is in rags, the complexion is wan and sallow , turn one's head and look around fre

（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman。 He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students。     He has a lot of money now。 But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you 。    I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate。 My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why。   The foolish students always come here。   I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now。  (看表) First, put the flour on the table。 Then, water, sugar, flour。  (边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!。    。

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