英语情景剧6人剧本搞笑

小学水平，6个角色 A group of people dressed as superheroes sit in a row of a waiting room. DOGBOY Rough. CATCHICK Hiss. DOGBOY I wasn't barking. CATCHICK Oh. DOGBOY I was thinking how rough of a day I've had. CATCHICK That's why you're here. DOGBOY But I have things to do... crime to fight. I can't wait aro

FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chan

我明明就有来回答这个问题的，为什么没显示啊！！！ 3个人的很难找到，所以就自己根据小红帽改编了一个给你。 英文很简单，但是要3个人说还要一个人光演（伐木工）这样，不知道可不可以。因为使自己改编的，可能没那么专业，希望能帮到你。 小红帽 little red cap 旁白：Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by every one who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would

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Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者:三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother。   Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。  丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs。 They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy。   They eat and sleep all day。 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig。   She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day。   She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework。 Mother pig: You have grown up。 You must make 猪妈妈:你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses。     为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs。 Build a house。 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf。 小心狼。   Pigs: Yes, Mum。 Goodbye。 三只小猪:好的，妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry。   Look! Three little pigs 狼:我饿了。  看，三只小猪可 for dinner。 Mmm。 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹:哥哥，你们在干什么? Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves。     丁丁:我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks。 东东:我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong。   猪妹妹:可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong。   牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know。 But it’s easy。   猪哥哥:我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么? Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks。     猪妹妹:我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult。 猪哥哥:用砖头盖，那太难了。 Sister pig: I know。   But bricks are strong。 猪妹妹:我知道，可是砖头很坚固。   …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished。 Let’s have 猪哥哥:噢，我们盖好了。  我们打 a nap。 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished。 My house 猪妹妹:我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong。   很坚固。   Wolf: Little pigs。 Little pigs。 Open your 狼: 小猪，小猪，快开门! Doors! Brother pigs: No。 No。 Go away。 猪哥哥:不开，不开。  快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy。   Sticks and leaves 狼:这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong。 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down。   讲故事者:狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。   to Long-Long’s house。 Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥:救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs。   狼: 站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister。   The wolf 猪哥哥:妹妹，快开门。狼来了， is coming。   Let me in。 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please。 Don’t worry。 龙龙:快进来。别担心，我的 My house is strong。 房子很坚固。     Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼:他们跑哪儿了?噢，他们 Here。 Little pigs。 Little pigs。 Open 在这儿。  小猪，快把门打 the door! 开。 Three pigs: No。 No。   Go away。 You bad wolf。 三只小猪:不开，不开。快走开。 你这只恶狼。   Wolf: I’ll blow it down。 狼:我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows。 He 讲故事者:狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。   blows and blows。   But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong。 Wolf: I’ll hit it。 Oh。 狼:我要撞倒它。噢! Long-Long: Let’s boil the water。   龙龙:我们把水烧开。   Brother pigs: OK。 猪哥哥:好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot。 It’s hot。 狼:噢!噢!好烫，好烫。   Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead。 The 三只小猪:好啊!狼死了，狼死了。   wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者:从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long。   和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together。   他们一起工作，一起玩。

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6人英语的话剧剧本可以演一些童话，比如安徒生的卖火柴的小女孩，皇帝的新装等等，格林童话的小红帽，白雪公主等等。

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人称代词的主格作主格，宾格作动词的宾格和介词的宾格。

小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （