英语剧本3人版5分钟短剧

April Fool's Day 愚人节 (N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王) N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! 许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！ F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I wil

C,the customer. W,the waiter. M,the manager. In the restaurant. W:What can I do for you,sir? C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all. W:A moment. W:Yours,sir. C:Thank you. C:Waiter. W:Yes?Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you. W:Here your soup.Sir. C:Thank you. C:waiter! W:Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second. C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup. W:OK. C:Waiter!! W:Sir? C:Call your manager,please. M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup? C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON

或是白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

再或是叶花K西

人物介绍：西门吹雪（X），叶孤城（Y），King(K).花满楼（H）

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……

H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go

还说呢……晕死……不是看不懂就是太短！真是 晕死 、、、、、、 我也想速度、、、

英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is no

给你多发了几个，你看行不行

BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey! DAISY: No more whiskey。 You’ve drunk too much。 Now go to bed to have a rest。   BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself! DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that。     BOSSY: You old witch! DAISY (cry):Help! NOISY: Shall we go to the park? LAZY: Good idea! CRAZY: That sounds really good。   But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first。   LAZY: Yes, you’re right。   Let’s go to ask him。 LAZY: Daddy? BOSSY:……… LAZY: You look so handsome today… LAZY: …and very kind。   And I think if you let us go to the park。   You’ll be the best father in the world。 BOSSY: Really? OK。   Go ahead。 DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here。   NOISY: Well。   I just want to go with them and then do my housework。 DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes。     LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself! CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid! LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all。     She is, she is my GF! CRAZY: What! I… BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude —— That is because her family is a rich one—— DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema。     BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up。You had been fired。 This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away。   NOISY:……Peacock flies to southeast。   And there is a wander once five miles。 LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot… CRAZY: Shut up! BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil! LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her。     Don’t be afraid。 Let’s go together。 DAISY: Oh dear, what shall we do then? BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!。

The Gifts （礼物）英文话剧剧本 The Gifts Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents4人短剧。由欧·亨利的短篇小说麦琪的礼物改编。

The Gifts

Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.

D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.

D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.

(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)

D: Will you buy my hair?

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?

D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.

M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.

D: Thank you. Bye.

M: Bye.

Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim’s watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )

J: You—–?

D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.

J: You’ve cut off your hair?

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.

J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .

D: What ?

J: Look at it yourself. You ‘ll see.

D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!

J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims–just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.

D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.

J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.

D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?

J: I’m sorry. I won’t guess.

D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .

J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.

礼 物

旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。

德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。

德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。

（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）

德拉：你买我的头发吗？

夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？

德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。

夫人：给你，20美元。

德拉：谢谢你，再见。

夫人：再见。

旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。

德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。

（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）

吉姆：你……？

德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。

吉姆：你剪了你的头发？

德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。

吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。

德拉：什么？

吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。

德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。

吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。

德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。

吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。

德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？

吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。

德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找

的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我

想看一下表链装在表上的样子。

吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我

们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们

吃晚饭吧

英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）

T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear

Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the

forest.But

now I’m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I’ll dieimmediately. Oh, there’s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)老虎︰ 我是一只伟大的老虎。我很坚强。我很勇敢。我是森林之王。但是我现在很饿。我必须找到某事。吃一次，否则我会立即死掉。哦，还有这儿什么也没有。在这里不算什么，要么。哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）

Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!

狐狸︰ 我是一只狐狸。你可以看到，我漂亮又可爱。我擅长欺骗 0and 说谎。只是现在我骗出一块肉的船员。它是多么的美味！

Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

老虎︰ 啊，一只狐狸。一顿好饭。啊，一顿好饭。

Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?

狐狸︰ 噢，我的上帝 ！我该怎么办？是的我有一个好主意。是的一个好主意。你好 ！虎姐 ！你好吗？

Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want toeat you.

老虎︰ 不太好。我现在很饿了。我想要吃了你。

Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.

狐狸︰ 哦，亲爱的！你怎么敢这样说 ！我是森林之王 ！我是森林之王 ！如果你想要吃我，我会让你死现在。

Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.

老虎︰ 她是王。她在骗我。我真不敢相信她。我是森林的这儿之王。

Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.

狐狸︰ 如果你不相信我，只是跟着我，看看谁是森林之王

Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.

老虎︰ 好。我们走吧。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It’s toohard. I can’t pull itout.

兔子︰ 我是一只兔子。我喜欢吃萝卜。啊，一个大萝卜。哦！太难了。我不能把它拔。

Bird: I’m a bird.

鸟︰ 我是一只鸟。

Rabbit: Hi!

兔子︰ 嗨 ！

Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?

鸟︰ 嗨 ！在这儿干吗，兔子小姐？我可以帮你吗？

Rabbit: Yes, please.

兔子︰ 是的请。

Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?

青蛙︰ 我是一只青蛙。你好 ！你在这里干什么？你需要什么？

: Yes, come on!

︰ 是啊，来吧！

Frog : Ok! I’m coming!

青蛙︰ Ok ！我来了 ！

Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?

熊︰ 我是一只大棕熊。你好，每个人 ！你在这里干什么？

R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it

out.Please

come and help us.R、 B & F︰ 来吧 ！加油！ ！你是如此强大。请到这里来。还有一个大萝卜。我们正在拔。请过来帮我们。

Bear: Ok! I’m coming.

熊︰ Ok ！我来了。

Fox: Hello, Bear!

狐狸︰ 你好，熊 ！

Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

熊︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

Fox: Hello, Frog!

狐狸︰ 你好，青蛙 ！

Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

青蛙︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

Fox: Hello, Bird!

狐狸︰ 你好，鸟 ！

Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

鸟︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

狐狸︰ 你好，兔子 ！

Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

兔︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!

狐狸︰ 老虎，现在，你看到。他们是如此害怕 ！他们都跑开了 ！

Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That’s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正确的。它是真实的。非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。那就算了。我会跑掉。他是国王。他是国王。

Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.

狐狸︰哇 ！还有一个大萝卜。现在，萝卜是属于我的。

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