How to Make Money Like a Porn Star

This Offer Valid Today Only: One Premium Graphic Novel Produced from the Finest Trees in the Amazon Rainforest and Assembled in Exchange for a Pack of Chewing Gum by the Cheapest, Youngest Hands in Rural China. This hot, rollicking tome will bring you behind the closed doors of the adult film industry--with all the lights, colors, tastes, and smells of actual passionless sex. Porn, which accounts for 25 percent of Internet searches, is our nation's fastest growing export. Isn't it time you had an excuse to own some? Call it art, or research, or a joke present from a friend, or confiscated materials that you meant to throw away, or just feign ignorance and pretend like you don't know how you got it. Easy to use: Just release your frustrations and loneliness into a tissue, then flush it, wait an hour, and do it all over again. Fun. For all ages. PRICE..................Cheaper Than a Date. Warning: May make you awkward around women, create dissatisfaction with real-life sex, r