爱丽丝奇境历险记

Let me be young again before I'm old. - Vincent Starrett

But no joke is funny unless you see the point of it, and sometimes a point has to be explained.

if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but it isn't, it ain't. that's logic.

‘The time has come,'the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things: Of shoes——and ships ——and sealing -wax—— Of cabbages ——and kings—— And why the sea is boiling hot—— And whether pigs have wings.'

"The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday——but never jam to-day." "It must come sometimes to 'jam to-day'," "No,it ca'n't, it's jam every other day:to-day isn't any other day, you know."

＂柴郡咪咪，＂她战战兢兢地开口说，因为她完全不知道它是不是喜欢这个名字。然而，它只是露齿而笑，嘴巴咧得更阔些。＂好哇，它听了那么高兴，＂爱丽丝心想，于是她继续说。＂能不能请你告诉我，打这儿走，我该走哪条路？＂ ＂这在很多方面取决于你想到哪儿去，＂那只猫说。 ＂我不大在意到哪儿去—＂爱丽斯说。 ＂那么，你走哪条路就没有什么关系了，＂那只猫说。 ＂—只要我能走到某个地方就行，＂爱丽斯补上这句话作为一种解释。 ＂哦，只要你走得够远，＂那只猫说，＂你肯定会达到这个目的。＂

＂抛得多少远有何妨？＂有鳞的朋友回答它。 ＂离英国越是远，离法国就越是近些啦。 你知道，另有个海滩在那边的蓝天下。＂

我会审讯这整个案情，并且把你判处死刑。

假如我不是我了，那麼另一個問題來了，我到底是誰呢？

「能請你告訴我我該往哪條路走嗎？」 「那得看妳要去哪裡啊。」貓說 「我也不一定要去哪裡一一」愛絲說 「那妳走哪條路都無所謂啊」貓說。 只要能到一個地方。」愛麗絲補了一句來解釋 「只要妳走得夠遠・」貓說・「就肯定能走到一個地方啊。